I Brake for Sharks

I Brake for Sharks Sticker – The Ultimate Shark Sticker for Ocean Lovers & Apex Predator Respecters

The I Brake for Sharks Sticker is for the drivers, boaters, and deep-sea adventurers who know that sharks aren’t the villains—we are. It’s a funny shark sticker that tells the world:

SLOW DOWN. RESPECT THE SHARKS. THEY WERE HERE FIRST.

Some people brake for squirrels. Others brake for stop signs. But the real ones? The real ones brake for sharks.

🦈 Sharks get the right of way, no exceptions.
🦈 If it’s got fins and teeth, I’m respecting it.
🦈 If you don’t slow down for sharks, you’re part of the problem.

Slap this on your car, boat, dive gear, or reusable water bottle and let the world know: you fear nothing, except for the thought of a world without sharks.

Why This Shark Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Spreads Shark Awareness – Sharks are essential. Your jet ski? Not so much.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Oceanic Devotion – Big enough to make reckless boaters rethink their choices.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and built for the deep blue.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, boats, surfboards, dive tanks, marine research equipment.
✅ A Certified Sticker – Because sharks deserve priority.

Where to Stick This Funny Sticker for Maximum Impact

🦈 Your Car Bumper – Because sharks need love, even in traffic.
🚤 Your Boat – To remind speedboat drivers to chill the hell out.
🌊 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay shark-aware.
🐠 Your Surfboard – Because you’ve accepted the food chain hierarchy.
🦑 Your Dive Gear Case – To let everyone know what you’re REALLY here for.

Why This Sticker is More Than Just a Joke

Sharks aren’t man-eating monsters. They’re apex predators, crucial to the ocean’s ecosystem.

🌊 Sharks keep fish populations balanced.
🌊 Sharks have been around for 400 million years.
🌊 More people are bitten by New Yorkers than sharks each year (Google it).
🌊 Humans kill 100 million sharks annually, and that’s unacceptable.

This funny sticker is a reminder that slowing down, respecting the ocean, and not freaking out every time you see a fin are all solid life choices.

Who Needs This Funny Sticker?

🔥 Shark Lovers & Conservationists – Because sharks deserve better PR.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the Unhinged – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 People Who Think Sharks Are Cool as Hell – Because they are.
🔥 That One Friend Who Spends Too Much Time Watching Shark Week – This is their brand now.
🔥 Anyone Who Has Ever Yelled, “SHARKS AREN’T THE PROBLEM” at a Beach Tourist – You are the chosen ones.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Shark Advocacy

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to make reckless boaters question their actions.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and shark-resistant (probably).
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because ocean advocacy should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive harsh weather, saltwater exposure, and close encounters with marine life.

Why You Need This Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, practical things like boat gas and sunscreen.

OR…

You could be spreading awareness for one of the most misunderstood creatures on the planet.

The I Brake for Sharks Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a movement, a warning, and a reminder that the ocean isn’t just ours—it belongs to them, too.

And if someone asks, “Do you actually brake for sharks?” The answer is always yes.

How to Be a Shark Advocate in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because sharks deserve better.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and completely shark-friendly.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but sharks will be here forever (hopefully).
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then proceed to brake for every single shark you see.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.