Live Fast, Eat Trash Racoon

Life Fast, Eat Trash Sticker – The Ultimate Raccoon Sticker for Trash Enthusiasts

The Life Fast, Eat Trash Sticker is for those who fully embrace the feral energy of a dumpster-diving raccoon, love living on the edge, and know deep down that if something is technically edible, it counts as a meal. It’s not just a raccoon sticker—it’s a lifestyle, a warning, and an unhinged motto for anyone fueled by caffeine and questionable life choices.

🦝 SPEED? MAXIMUM. DIET? QUESTIONABLE. ATTITUDE? UNMATCHED.

Some people live responsibly. Some people make sensible choices. But you? You’re just here to move fast, make poor decisions, and dive headfirst into chaos—raccoon style.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto a trash can (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

🦝 If it looks good, it’s getting eaten.
🚗 If it moves fast, I’m chasing it.
🦝 No regrets, only leftovers.

And if someone asks, “Wait… are you actually like this?” Just hiss and scurry away.

Why This Raccoon Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Instantly Establishes You as the Chaos Gremlin You Are – Some people thrive, others just survive.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure, Trash-Loving Speed – Big enough to make an impact, small enough to remain stealthy.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and feral-proof.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, garbage bins (for legal reasons, don’t), snack cabinets.
✅ A Certified Raccoon Sticker – Because everyone needs a little gremlin energy in their life.

Where to Stick This Sticker for Maximum Chaos

🦝 Your Car Bumper – So tailgaters know you brake for dumpster buffets.
🚗 Your Laptop – For when you’re researching “Can humans eat garbage safely?”
🦝 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay feral.
🚗 A Drive-Thru Menu Board (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But the vibe is immaculate.
🦝 Your Friend’s Car Who Keeps Stealing Your Snacks – They need to embrace the truth.

Why Living Fast and Eating Trash is the Ultimate Philosophy

Most people:

🚮 Eat food from plates like boring people.
🚗 Make responsible choices.
🦝 Don’t experience the thrill of sneaking snacks at 3 AM.

You?

🦝 Have no fear of expiration dates.
🚗 Live for the adrenaline rush of a good garbage find.
🦝 Would rather be a little unhinged than a little boring.

This sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a declaration of freedom.

Who Needs This Sticker?

🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate Chaos – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 Trash Panda Enthusiasts Who Relate a Little Too Much – You know who you are.
🔥 That One Friend Who Always Eats Expired Snacks – They need this.
🔥 Anyone Who Runs Purely on Vibes and Caffeine – This was made for you.
🔥 People Who Just Love Watching Strangers Laugh in Traffic – Peak entertainment.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Feral Energy

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to be seen, small enough to sneak into places.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and garbage-resistant.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because trash gremlins deserve to shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, drive-thrus, and late-night snack raids.

Why You Need This Raccoon Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like organic groceries.

OR…

You could be fully committing to the gremlin lifestyle, making sure everyone around you knows that self-control is overrated and dumpster dining is an art.

The Life Fast, Eat Trash Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a battle cry, a personality trait, and a way to make every drive-thru worker smile as they read it.

And if someone asks, “Do you really live like this?” Just stare at them, whisper ‘sometimes,’ and vanish into the night.

How to Embrace Your Inner Trash Panda in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because raccoons don’t wait, and neither should you.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and somewhat sketchy.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but garbage raids happen instantly.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then sit back and let the chaos unfold.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.