My Bush Did 9/11

My Bush Did 9/11 Bumper Sticker

Some stickers politely ask for attention. This bumper sticker kicks the door off its hinges and immediately gets Thanksgiving dinner canceled. Featuring the phrase "My Bush Did 9/11" alongside a cheeky visual pun, this design is peak Frog Mustard energy: absurd, inappropriate, and guaranteed to make somebody do a double take. If your sense of humor lives somewhere between internet brain rot and "I probably shouldn't laugh at that," congratulations—you've found your next favorite bumper sticker.

Funny Bumper Sticker for People Who Love Terrible Ideas

This funny bumper sticker isn't here to explain itself. It's here to confuse strangers, entertain your friends, and make people at red lights question everything they know.

Whether it ends up on your daily driver, toolbox, laptop, cooler, garage fridge, or emotional support water bottle, expect reactions ranging from uncontrollable laughter to complete silence. Both count as victories.

Perfect for:

• Meme enthusiasts
• Collectors of cursed humor
• Friends with absolutely zero filter
• Anyone who appreciates a joke that makes people read it twice

Car Magnet Option for Low-Commitment Chaos

Want maximum offense with minimum commitment? Grab it as a car magnet instead.

Choose from:

• Premium weatherproof vinyl sticker
• Standard magnet
• Extra-thick magnet for colder climates

Magnets work best on magnetic metal surfaces, so be sure your vehicle actually has one before ordering. (Modern plastic bumpers remain enemies of comedy.)

Premium Vinyl Sticker That Survives Better Than Your Group Chat

Every vinyl sticker is made in-house by our small U.S. team using commercial-grade outdoor materials—not cheap dropship junk.

Features include:

• Waterproof construction
• UV-resistant inks
• Fade-resistant colors
• Strong permanent adhesive
• Car wash safe when properly installed
• Crisp, vibrant print quality
• Great for indoor and outdoor use

Apply it to clean, smooth surfaces and let the adhesive cure for 24–48 hours before exposing it to heavy moisture for the longest lifespan.

Weatherproof Sticker Built for Years of Bad Decisions

This weatherproof sticker laughs at rain, blazing sun, snow, road grime, and countless drive-thru conversations you'll never forget.

Whether you're decorating your ride or adding another masterpiece to your sticker collection, this design is made to stick around long after the awkward conversations have ended.

And because Frog Mustard believes questionable humor should be affordable, every order qualifies for our Buy 2 Get 1 Free deal. Mix and match stickers or magnets—the third item is on us. Because if you're going to make people uncomfortable, you might as well save money doing it.

Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.

Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.

For new drops, chaotic ideas, and stickers in the wild, follow us on Instagram—we post the good stuff there first.

For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.

Sizing

• Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5” x 2.5”
• Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4”
• Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials
• Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility

Materials

• Made with premium all-weather vinyl
• Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant, and car wash safe (stickers) when properly applied
• Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces
• Apocalypse-resistant, within reason

Magnets

• Standard magnets are 20 mil thick
• 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates
• Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces. Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering
• Try your trunk, doors, or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic

Basic Care & Application

• Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface
• Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and dry completely
• Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy, or low surface energy surfaces
• For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design. Do not apply under 45 degrees F
• Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker to allow the adhesive to bond
• Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather (snow/extreme winds)
• Clean under magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint

Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond, even with premium vinyl.

We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured/plastic/dirty/incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. If you’re unsure about your surface, please message us before applying or purchasing.

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