JD Vance Meme Sticker – “Your Dumb” Vinyl Decal & Magnet

The Perfect Sticker for Calling Out Dumb Takes in the Wild

If you’ve spent even five minutes on the internet, you’ve seen a bad take so dumb it leaves you speechless. But what if you didn’t have to say anything at all? Introducing the “Your Dumb” JD Vance Meme Sticker—the perfect low-effort, high-impact way to call out nonsense without wasting your breath.

Inspired by JD Vance’s most iconic online interactions, this 8.5” x 2.5” weatherproof vinyl decal (or magnet) is your new go-to tool for instant public humiliation. Whether you slap it on your car, laptop, toolbox, or fridge, one thing’s for sure: this sticker does the talking for you—and it’s not saying “pwease and tank you.”

🚨 Limited Edition – Because Some Jokes Should Never Die. 🚨

Why This JD Vance Meme Sticker is the Ultimate Clapback

✔ 8.5” x 2.5” – Big enough to make a statement, small enough to stay classy (kind of).
✔ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl – Survives rain, snow, bad takes, and conservative Twitter meltdowns.
✔ Magnets available – Stick it, remove it, reapply when needed—no commitment required.
✔ Commercially printed, small-biz powered – Made by real people who actually understand irony.
✔ The ultimate conversation-ender – No need to argue, just point at the sticker.
✔ Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Because everyone deserves a backup.

Who Needs This JD Vance Meme Sticker?

✅ People who have ever rage-quit a political argument online.
✅ Drivers who want to let tailgaters know exactly what they think.
✅ Office workers who deal with nonsense emails daily.
✅ College students forced to sit next to “that guy” in lecture.
✅ **Anyone who enjoys high-quality pettiness.

Sticker vs. Magnet – Choose Your Weapon

Vinyl Decal Edition

• Weatherproof, UV-resistant, and fade-proof – Unlike bad arguments, this sticker holds up.
• Strong adhesive backing – Sticks securely but removes cleanly when needed.
• Perfect for cars, laptops, water bottles, and anywhere that needs an extra dose of sarcasm.

Magnet Edition

• 20mm magnetic backing – Attaches to any metal surface without a lifetime commitment.
• Great for fridges, lockers, toolboxes, and even your car (if it’s got a metal bumper).
• Removable and reusable – Because bad takes never stop, and neither should you.

Where to Slap This JD Vance Meme Sticker for Maximum Impact

🚗 Your car bumper – The universal symbol for “don’t even try it.”
💻 Your laptop – Perfect for passive-aggressive work meetings.
💦 Your water bottle – Because hydration and sarcasm go hand in hand.
🔧 Your toolbox – Just in case anyone forgets who’s the smartest person in the room.
🍕 Your fridge – Ideal for keeping political debates out of the kitchen.
📬 Your neighbor’s mailbox – (Kidding… kinda.)

Why Our Stickers & Magnets Are Smarter Than a JD Vance Hot Take

🚫 No flimsy garbage – This is high-quality vinyl, not some gas station-tier nonsense.
🚫 No sad, faded prints – Commercial-grade ink keeps your message looking crisp.
🚫 No weak magnets that slide off at the first bump – Our 20mm backing holds tight.

We’re a small business, not a soulless corporation, which means every sticker is made with 100% attention to detail and 110% internet-fueled energy.

Real Customer Reviews (100% Verified, 1000% Petty)

🔥 “Put this on my truck. Haven’t lost an argument since.”
🔥 “The magnet is perfection. My fridge now judges me every morning.”
🔥 “Nothing has ever described my personality better.”

How to Get Your Hands on This JD Vance Meme Sticker Before It’s Gone

🔥 Buy 2, Get 1 FREE! Because bad takes aren’t going anywhere.
🔥 FREE U.S. shipping! No hidden fees, just straight-up sticker greatness.
🔥 Limited edition! Once it’s gone, it’s gone (like logic on conservative Twitter).

Meet the Small-Biz Bringing the Heat

Hey, I’m Alyssa, the meme-loving sticker goblin behind Frog Mustard, the viral small-biz sticker and magnet empire that brings you the funniest, weirdest, and most aggressively accurate designs.

🚀 Over 20,000+ stickers sold – Yes, people actually buy these.
📦 Ships in 1-2 days – Because some things just can’t wait.
💀 Packed with love & mischief – And probably a little too much caffeine.

Final Warning – This Sticker is a Meme Legend in the Making.

If you’re still reading, you already need this sticker. Don’t let some other internet gremlin snag it before you do.

🚨 Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping! 🚨

🔗 Click ‘Add to Cart’ before it disappears faster than Vance’s credibility.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.