I Got Circumcized at the Arby's National Meat Trimming Event
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Description
National Meat Trimming Event Bumper Sticker or Magnet
Nothing says “successful afternoon at Arby’s” quite like leaving with fewer personal belongings than you arrived with. This bumper sticker proudly announces: “I GOT CIRCUMCIZED AT THE NATIONAL MEAT TRIMMING EVENT” alongside an Arby’s-inspired graphic, creating the kind of roadside information nobody requested but everybody behind you now has to process.
The rectangular design is approximately 8.5 x 2.5 inches and handmade, so sizing may vary slightly. Mockup images are not to scale. Frog Mustard prints, cuts, packs, and ships its products in-house in the USA.
Funny Bumper Sticker for People Who Have the Meats
This funny bumper sticker combines fast-food parody, unnecessary medical disclosure, and a deeply concerning interpretation of “We Have the Meats.”
Slap this bumper sticker on your vehicle and suddenly everyone at the red light has questions. Was there registration? Was Horsey Sauce provided afterward? Was this covered by insurance? We don’t know. We’re not the National Meat Trimming Event planning committee.
What we do know is Frog Mustard currently offers Buy 2, Get 1 Free. Grab three eligible items and the third is automatically free; the offer also stacks on larger bundles.
Weatherproof Sticker Built for Roadside Oversharing
Choose the premium vinyl weatherproof sticker for waterproof, outdoor-rated material designed to survive sun, rain, road grime, and general vehicular nonsense.
For the best results, clean the application area with water, let it dry completely, and apply to a smooth, glossy, non-textured surface. Press from the center outward to reduce bubbles. Your funny sticker is tough, but surface prep still matters. Weird plastics, textured coolers, vehicle cladding, and other low-surface-energy materials can be difficult even for premium vinyl.
Car Magnet for the Noncommittal Meat Enthusiast
Not ready to permanently announce your attendance? Choose the car magnet version. Standard magnets are 20 mil thick, while extra-thick 30 mil magnets are available and recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Remember: magnets stick to metal, not vibes. Many modern bumpers are plastic, so test your vehicle before ordering. Doors, trunks, and metal side panels are often better options. Remove your magnet before car washes or extreme weather for maximum longevity.
Every Frog Mustard design is original humor created in-house, and the brand says its products are made by a two-person operation rather than dropshipped.
Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.
Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.
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Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.