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I Got That Dog In Me | Costco
✔ Waterproof, UV-proof vinyl
✔ Ships in 1–2 business days
✔ Orders with 4+ magnets automatically upgraded to parcel tracking
Made in-house by our small U.S. team — no dropshipping, no mystery warehouse.
Description
I Got That Dog in Me Sticker – The Ultimate Costco Sticker for Bulk Buy Champions
The I Got That Dog in Me Sticker is for those who understand the power of a Costco hot dog, the thrill of an unlimited soda refill, and the unbreakable bond between a man and his food court meal. It’s not just a funny Costco sticker—it’s a declaration of dominance, a flex, and proof that your stomach is as strong as your will.
$1.50 HOT DOG. UNLIMITED REFILLS. PURE HUNGER.
Some people shop at Costco for the deals. Some go for the samples. But real ones? Real ones are built different.
Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, water bottle, shopping cart, or Costco membership card (if you dare) and let the world know:
🌭 Some eat to live, I live to eat.
🛒 If it’s not sold in bulk, I don’t want it.
🌭 $1.50 for a dog and a drink? I’m eating good for life.
And if someone asks, “Wait… how many hot dogs have you actually eaten?” Just crack open a Kirkland-brand soda and say, ‘Enough to be dangerous.’
Why This Costco Sticker is a Must-Have
✅ Instantly Establishes You as a Costco Alpha – Your membership isn’t just for show.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Wholesale Hunger – Big enough to intimidate casual shoppers.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and mustard-proof.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, tumblers, shopping carts, your favorite bulk snack bin.
✅ A Certified Funny Sticker – Because only real ones respect the $1.50 dog.
Where to Stick This Funny Sticker for Maximum Power
🌭 Your Car Bumper – So everyone knows you take bulk shopping seriously.
🛒 Your Membership Card – If you’re brave enough.
🌭 Your Laptop – For when you're researching “How much food can I legally buy in bulk?”
🛒 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay loyal to the food court.
🌭 A Hot Dog Wrapper (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But just imagine.
Why Costco’s Hot Dog is the Greatest Meal of All Time
🛒 $1.50 Hot Dog Combo – Unchanged Since 1985.
🛒 Free Unlimited Soda Refills – Hydration at Wholesale Prices.
🛒 The Perfect Ratio of Dog to Bun – Engineered for Peak Satisfaction.
🛒 Pairs Well with a 40-Pack of Muffins & 5 Pounds of Cheese.
This funny sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a tribute to the greatest meal deal in history.
Who Needs This Funny Sticker?
🔥 Costco Diehards Who Respect the Food Court – This is your battle flag.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the Unhinged – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who Spends 90% of Their Shopping Trip in the Snack Aisle – You know exactly who.
🔥 Anyone Who Understands That Kirkland Is a Way of Life – Loyalty runs deep.
🔥 People Who Treat Costco Hot Dogs Like a Personality Trait – Same.
Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Bulk Buy Energy
🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to strike fear into Sam’s Club members.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and ketchup-proof.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because wholesale glory should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive warehouse shopping, soda spills, and pure hunger.
Why You Need This Funny Sticker Immediately
You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like organic produce.
OR…
You could be publicly pledging your loyalty to the most iconic meal in bulk retail history.
The I Got That Dog in Me Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a symbol, a lifestyle, and a way to let people know you live for wholesale savings and processed meats.
And if someone asks, “Do you really eat that many Costco hot dogs?” Just take a bite and let the silence speak for itself.
How to Assert Your Food Court Dominance in 4 Easy Steps
1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because this sticker is cheaper than a Costco membership.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and heavily discounted.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but Costco hot dogs will always be faster.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then walk into Costco with your head held high.
Costco isn’t just a store.
It’s an experience.
If you:
🌭 Have ever planned your shopping trip around getting a food court hot dog.
🛒 Go to Costco “just to look” and leave with $200 worth of snacks.
🌭 Would fight someone if they tried to raise the price of the hot dog combo.
🛒 Consider Kirkland Signature its own high-end brand.
Then congratulations—this sticker was made for you.
So if you’re ready to pledge your loyalty to the most sacred meal in retail history, there’s only one thing left to do.
Click ‘Add to Cart’ and rep Costco food court supremacy today.
Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5” x 2.5”
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4”
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl
- Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant, and car wash safe (stickers) when properly applied
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces. Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering
- Try your trunk, doors, or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and dry completely
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy, or low surface energy surfaces
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design. Do not apply under 45 degrees F
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker to allow the adhesive to bond
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather (snow/extreme winds)
- Clean under magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond, even with premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured/plastic/dirty/incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. If you’re unsure about your surface, please message us before applying or purchasing.
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