My Cat is a Federal Informant Sticker – The Ultimate Funny Cat Sticker for Suspicious Felines

The My Cat is a Federal Informant Sticker is for those who suspect their furry friend is working with the authorities, understand that the government operates in mysterious ways, and want to warn others that their cat may be gathering intelligence at all times. It’s not just a funny cat sticker—it’s a classified document, a serious allegation, and a hilarious way to call out your pet for their suspicious behavior.

🐱 HE SEES EVERYTHING. HE KNOWS TOO MUCH. TRUST NO ONE. 🐱

Some people adopt cats for companionship. Some people think their feline just wants treats and naps. But you? You’ve seen the signs. You’ve heard the coded meows. Your cat is watching. Your cat is listening. Your cat is a FED.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto your cat’s collar (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

🚨 Your feline is feeding intel to the feds.
🐾 If they disappear at 3 AM, don’t ask questions.
🔥 Trust no cat. Not even your own.

And if someone asks, “Wait… is your cat really a federal informant?” Just lower your voice, glance around, and whisper, ‘I’ve said too much already.’

Why This Funny Cat Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Exposes Your Cat’s Government Ties – Big Brother isn’t watching. Your cat is.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Unhinged Feline Suspicion – Big enough to raise eyebrows, small enough to stay off the FBI’s radar.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and whistleblower-proof.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, conspiracy boards, government databases.
✅ A Certified Cat Sticker – Because cats are untrustworthy little spies.

Where to Stick This Cat Sticker for Maximum Misinformation

🐱 Your Car Bumper – So tailgaters know your feline might be undercover.
💻 Your Laptop – For when you’re researching ‘How to tell if your cat is wearing a wire.’
🚰 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay skeptical.
🐾 Your Friend’s House Who Just Got a Kitten – They deserve to be warned.
🔥 The Nearest FBI Office (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But imagine.

Why Cats Cannot Be Trusted

Most people:

😻 Think their cat is cute and innocent.
🐾 Believe the meows are just for food.
🚪 Don’t question why their cat disappears into a dark room for hours.

You?

🚨 Understand that those midnight zoomies might be secret meetings.
👀 Have seen your cat staring at you like they’re taking notes.
🐱 Know that every purr could be a wiretap.

This cat sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a warning.

Who Needs This Funny Cat Sticker?

🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Unhinged Humor – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 Cat Owners Who Have Seen Too Much – You know who you are.
🔥 That One Friend Who Swears Their Cat Is Up to Something – They need this validation.
🔥 Anyone Who Questions Their Cat’s True Allegiances – The signs are all there.
🔥 People Who Just Love Watching Strangers Laugh in Traffic – Peak entertainment.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Cat Conspiracy Awareness

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to make people think twice, small enough to stay low-profile.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and espionage-proof.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because even informants deserve to shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, secret missions, and sudden disappearances.

Why You Need This Funny Cat Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like groceries.

OR…

You could be fully embracing the possibility that your cat is a government plant, making sure everyone around you understands the risks, and ensuring that your feline knows YOU know.

The My Cat is a Federal Informant Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a message, a theory, and a way to make your FBI agent laugh.

And if someone asks, “Do you actually believe this?” Just glance at your cat and say, ‘I’ll never tell.’

How to Alert the Public About Feline Espionage in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because the truth must be exposed.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and hopefully not monitored.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but so does your cat when you enter a room.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then watch as people either laugh or start to think.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.