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I Went to Catholic School, Of Course I'm Gay

Regular price $10.50

Buy 2, Get 1 Free — automatically applied in cart
Available as a weatherproof sticker, standard magnet, or extra-thick magnet.
Sticker or Magnet
For colder climates, we recommend Extra Thick Magnet.

✔ Waterproof, UV-proof vinyl
✔ Ships in 1–2 business days
✔ Orders with 4+ magnets automatically upgraded to parcel tracking

Made in-house by our small U.S. team — no dropshipping, no mystery warehouse.

Description

I Went to Catholic School, Of Course I’m Gay Bumper Sticker

This bumper sticker is for anyone forged by plaid uniforms, chapel guilt, and suspiciously dramatic choir practice. Frog Mustard brings the holy trauma. gotfunnymerch.com brings the collab chaos. Together, they made bumper theology illegal in three counties.

Funny Bumper Sticker for Former Catholic School Legends

This funny  sticker says what your religion teacher feared most. Character development happened. It got loud, gay, and deeply unserious.

Put it on your car. Let traffic process your origin story. You survived uniforms, Mass, fish Fridays, and gym class confusion. Now your vehicle gets to testify.

This funny bumper sticker is perfect for ex-Catholics, queer Catholics, altar server survivors, and detention alumni. It is sarcastic. It is irreverent. It is emotionally unavailable in a very specific way.

Car Magnet Option for Removable Religious Damage

Need temporary blasphemy? Choose the car magnet version. It gives you chaos without long-term commitment.

The car magnet is great for leased cars, shared vehicles, and dramatic family visits. Slap it on before brunch. Remove it before Aunt Linda starts blinking too hard.

This car magnet lets you change your vibe fast. Holy roller at noon. Gay menace by dinner. Balance, baby.

Vinyl Sticker Built for Cars, Coolers, and Crisis

Choose the vinyl sticker if you want the full adhesive experience. It sticks to cars, laptops, coolers, mirrors, notebooks, and emotional support water bottles.

This vinyl sticker is made for outdoor use and daily nonsense. It brings permanent “yes, I bought this on purpose” energy.

The vinyl sticker option is bold, clean, and ready for public judgment. Just like you after Catholic school.

Weatherproof Sticker for Rain, Sun, and Side-Eye

This weatherproof sticker keeps the design crisp and loud. It stays ready for commutes, road trips, and parking lot confessionals.

Buy 2 Get 1 Free, Because One Sin Is Amateur Hour

Grab this sticker and add two more Frog Mustard disasters. Your third one is free.

Buy 2 Get 1 Free means more sarcasm per square inch. Choose a funny bumper sticker, car magnet, or weatherproof sticker.

This bumper sticker is gay, guilty, weatherproof, and ready for traffic. Catholic school really did that.

Get the t-shirt here: https://gotfunnymerch.com/products/i-went-to-catholic-school-unisex-t-shirt

Find our stickers as t-shirts on https://gotfunnymerch.com/ 

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If this sticker feels like your brand of chaos, browse our Shop All section for more unhinged designs.

Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.

Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.

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Size, Materials & Care

For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.

Sizing

  • Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5” x 2.5”
  • Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4”
  • Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials
  • Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility

Materials

  • Made with premium all-weather vinyl
  • Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant, and car wash safe (stickers) when properly applied
  • Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces
  • Apocalypse-resistant, within reason

Magnets

  • Standard magnets are 20 mil thick
  • 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates
  • Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces. Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering
  • Try your trunk, doors, or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic

Basic Care & Application

  • Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface
  • Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and dry completely
  • Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy, or low surface energy surfaces
  • For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design. Do not apply under 45 degrees F
  • Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker to allow the adhesive to bond
  • Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather (snow/extreme winds)
  • Clean under magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint

Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond, even with premium vinyl.

We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured/plastic/dirty/incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. If you’re unsure about your surface, please message us before applying or purchasing.

Rewards

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