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I Went to Catholic School, Of Course I'm Gay

Regular price $10.50

Add 2 more items to get 1 free
Available as a weatherproof sticker, standard magnet, or extra-thick magnet.
Sticker or Magnet
For colder climates, we recommend Extra Thick Magnet.

✔ Waterproof, UV-proof vinyl
✔ Ships in 1–2 business days
✔ Orders with 4+ magnets automatically upgraded to parcel tracking

Description

I Went to Catholic School, Of Course I’m Gay Bumper Sticker

This bumper sticker is for anyone forged by plaid uniforms, chapel guilt, and suspiciously dramatic choir practice. Frog Mustard brings the holy trauma. gotfunnymerch.com brings the collab chaos. Together, they made bumper theology illegal in three counties.

Funny Bumper Sticker for Former Catholic School Legends

This funny  sticker says what your religion teacher feared most. Character development happened. It got loud, gay, and deeply unserious.

Put it on your car. Let traffic process your origin story. You survived uniforms, Mass, fish Fridays, and gym class confusion. Now your vehicle gets to testify.

This funny bumper sticker is perfect for ex-Catholics, queer Catholics, altar server survivors, and detention alumni. It is sarcastic. It is irreverent. It is emotionally unavailable in a very specific way.

Car Magnet Option for Removable Religious Damage

Need temporary blasphemy? Choose the car magnet version. It gives you chaos without long-term commitment.

The car magnet is great for leased cars, shared vehicles, and dramatic family visits. Slap it on before brunch. Remove it before Aunt Linda starts blinking too hard.

This car magnet lets you change your vibe fast. Holy roller at noon. Gay menace by dinner. Balance, baby.

Vinyl Sticker Built for Cars, Coolers, and Crisis

Choose the vinyl sticker if you want the full adhesive experience. It sticks to cars, laptops, coolers, mirrors, notebooks, and emotional support water bottles.

This vinyl sticker is made for outdoor use and daily nonsense. It brings permanent “yes, I bought this on purpose” energy.

The vinyl sticker option is bold, clean, and ready for public judgment. Just like you after Catholic school.

Weatherproof Sticker for Rain, Sun, and Side-Eye

This weatherproof sticker keeps the design crisp and loud. It stays ready for commutes, road trips, and parking lot confessionals.

Buy 2 Get 1 Free, Because One Sin Is Amateur Hour

Grab this sticker and add two more Frog Mustard disasters. Your third one is free.

Buy 2 Get 1 Free means more sarcasm per square inch. Choose a funny bumper sticker, car magnet, or weatherproof sticker.

This bumper sticker is gay, guilty, weatherproof, and ready for traffic. Catholic school really did that.

Get the t-shirt here: https://gotfunnymerch.com/products/i-went-to-catholic-school-unisex-t-shirt

Find our stickers as t-shirts on https://gotfunnymerch.com/ 

Fill up that cart - it's Buy 2 Get 1 Free!

If this sticker feels like your brand of chaos, browse our Shop All section for more unhinged designs.

Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.

Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.

For new drops, chaotic ideas, and stickers in the wild, follow us on Instagram—we post the good stuff there first.

Product Info & Disclaimers

Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:

– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.

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