Legalize Sawed-Off Shartguns

Bumper Sticker – “Legalize Sawed-Off Shartguns”

Some people roll around with bland slogans like “Baby on Board.” You? You’ve just discovered the “Legalize Sawed-Off Shartguns” bumper sticker — the kind of vinyl chaos that makes pedestrians stop mid-sip of their cold brew and mutter, “What the hell did I just read?”

This sticker is a rallying cry, a fever dream, and a conversation ender all rolled into one. It’s not about guns. It’s not about politics. It’s about reminding the world that humor should be weaponized — preferably at 60 MPH.

Slap this bumper sticker on your car and watch as the world loses their grip. People won’t know whether to laugh, cry, or honk out of sheer confusion. That’s the Frog Mustard promise: maximum road chaos, minimum explanation.

Features: Built Tough, Printed Stupid

This isn’t your gas station sticker that flakes off faster than your resolutions. Frog Mustard bumper stickers are crafted from premium vinyl that actually outlasts your attention span.

• Weatherproof vinyl – laughs at rain, snow, car washes, and your HOA.

• Car-safe adhesive – sticks strong, peels clean, no damage to your ride.

• Optional 30mil magnet – slap it, remove it, move it to your fridge when Grandma visits.

• Fade-resistant print – still screaming “shartguns” after years in the sun.

• Perfect size – 8.5" x 3" chaos billboard for your bumper, cooler, or laptop.

This sticker is dumb in all the right ways, but the quality? Dead serious.

Why Frog Mustard?

Because no one else is deranged enough to print this. Frog Mustard isn’t a faceless brand cranking out “Live Laugh Love” decals — it’s a feral, PNW-based sticker lab creating vinyl designed to confuse traffic cops and entertain your inner gremlin.

• 50,000+ stickers sold worldwide – that’s a lot of bumpers broadcasting chaos.

• 7,000+ 5-star reviews – from people who shouldn’t be trusted, but are extremely happy.

• Featured in the New York Times – yep, they thought we were newsworthy.

• Stocked in Zumiez + 70+ gift shops – actual retailers are out here enabling us.

• Run by a small, chaotic duo – me, my fiancé, and a golden doodle.

When you buy Frog Mustard, you’re not supporting some sterile megacorp. You’re joining the Frog Army, a fellowship of sticker psychos who believe in turning every bumper into a comedy weapon.

Where to Slap It

Sure, this is a sticker, but why stop there? This design thrives anywhere confusion is currency.

• Car bumper: The natural habitat. Watch tailgaters rethink their life choices.

• Laptop lid: The library will never be the same.

• Toolbox: Suddenly, your coworkers respect/fear you.

• Fridge: Now your roommates know you’re not well.

• Coolers & water bottles: Hydration, but cursed.

• Dorm doors & lockers: Establish dominance instantly.

Basically: if it’s flat, it’s fair game.

The Frog Army Deal – Buy 2, Get 1 Free

This bumper sticker is just one soldier in an army of 300+ designs. And because we’re not sane, we’re giving you a deal that makes it impossible to buy just one. Add any two Frog Mustard designs to your cart, and a third one ships free.

No codes. No gimmicks. Just straight-up chaos math. Stack your bumper. Fill your toolbox. Collect them like Pokémon, but worse.

FAQs

Q: Is this bumper sticker weatherproof?
A: Absolutely. Made from premium vinyl, this sticker shrugs off rain, car washes, and sun.

Q: Can I get it as a magnet instead?
A: Yep. Select the magnet option for a removable 30mil slab of chaos.

Q: Does this qualify for Buy 2 Get 1 Free?
A: Always. Add any two Frog Mustard designs and a third one ships free.

Q: How big is it?
A: 8.5" x 3", the perfect size for readable chaos on cars, laptops, or coolers.

Q: Who makes this?
A: A tiny team in the PNW who went viral for making the world’s most unhinged vinyl.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.