10 Hot Femboys Await You Honk Now to Claim!

Funny Sticker – “10 Hot Femboys Await You Honk Now to Claim!”

You know that moment when you’re sitting at a stoplight, the guy behind you is way too close to your bumper, and you wish you had a button that instantly ruined his entire day? Congratulations. That button now exists — in sticker form. The “10 Hot Femboys Await You Honk Now to Claim!” funny sticker is the exact brand of unhinged chaos your car, laptop, or fridge has been begging for. It’s not just vinyl. It’s not just a gag. It’s a lifestyle choice that screams, “I’m not well, but at least I’m entertaining.”

This sticker is engineered to confuse, entertain, and enrage — all in the same 3 seconds. One honk and suddenly someone in a minivan has to explain to their kids what a femboy is. That’s the power of Frog Mustard.

Features: Weatherproof Vinyl, Maximum Chaos

We don’t play around with cheap paper stickers that peel off faster than your willpower on January 2nd. Frog Mustard stickers and magnets are forged from the good vinyl — thick, weatherproof, UV-resistant, and ready for whatever you throw at it.

• Premium vinyl build – rain, snow, and highway grime can’t touch it.

• Car-safe adhesive – slaps on strong but peels off clean when you’re ready for your next bad decision.

• 30mil thick magnet option – because some bumpers are fake plastic cowards, but your fridge is begging to be cursed.

• Fade-resistant print – crisp, bold, and unhinged for years to come.

• Frog-tested durability – yes, it survived Seattle rain and a dishwasher cycle (don’t ask).

This is more than a funny sticker. It’s vinyl armor for your personality.

Why Frog Mustard?

Because normal sticker companies would never. Frog Mustard is a PNW-born chaos factory making the kind of designs you screenshot at 2AM and immediately regret buying — but slap on your car anyway.

• 50,000+ stickers sold and counting — which means 50,000 bumpers confusing strangers daily.

• 7,000+ 5-star reviews from people who cannot believe what they just bought.

• Featured in the New York Times because apparently we’re “what America needs right now.”

• Carried by Zumiez & 70+ indie shops who said, “Yeah, that’s insane, we’ll take 30.”

• Run by a small, feral team (me and my fiancé) who think “marketing strategy” means putting skeletons and frogs on vinyl.

When you buy Frog Mustard, you’re not funding some faceless corporate blob. You’re directly fueling a small business hellbent on making the roads funnier and way less safe for serious people.

Where to Slap a Funny Sticker

This sticker is like a stray raccoon — it thrives anywhere it can cause confusion and chaos.

• Cars & trucks: The intended battlefield. Confuse honkers, traumatize tailgaters, and make your rideshare driver rethink their life choices.

• Laptops: Nothing screams “don’t talk to me” like femboy chaos on your MacBook lid.

• Toolboxes & hardhats: Bring blue-collar brainrot to every jobsite.

• Fridges & dorm doors: Instant dorm clout. Roommates can’t compete with that level of deranged.

• Water bottles, coolers, skateboards: Hydration but make it offensive.

Remember: a funny sticker doesn’t have to live on a car. But when it does, the chaos doubles.

The Frog Army Promise

We don’t just sell vinyl. We sell the chance to be the weirdest person in the parking lot. Our Buy 2 Get 1 Free deal is permanently locked in because we know you’ll never stop at just one.

Join the Frog Army today:

• Slap unhinged vinyl chaos.

• Confuse boomers at stoplights.

• Build a funny sticker collection that offends, delights, and outlasts your warranty.

Life’s too short for boring bumpers. Say yes to chaos. Say yes to femboys. Say yes to Frog Mustard.

FAQs

Q: Is this funny sticker weatherproof?
A: Hell yes. Frog Mustard stickers are printed on premium vinyl and built to survive car washes, rainstorms, and bad life choices.

Q: Can I order it as a magnet instead?
A: Absolutely. Select the magnet option and get 30mil thick vinyl chaos you can move from car to fridge to filing cabinet.

Q: Does the Buy 2 Get 1 Free deal work on this design?
A: You bet. Add any two Frog Mustard stickers or magnets to your cart and a third ships free — including this absolute brainrot gem.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.