I’m Pro-Sexualizing the Green M&M and I Vote Sticker – The Ultimate Voted Funny Sticker for Democracy & Degeneracy

The I’m Pro-Sexualizing the Green M&M and I Vote Sticker is for those who believe in democracy, love a little corporate mascot controversy, and refuse to let Big Candy erase what truly matters—sexy anthropomorphic chocolate. It’s not just a voted funny sticker—it’s a movement, a political statement, and a testament to the importance of staying engaged in the issues that really count.

POLITICAL BELIEFS? STRONG. PRIORITIES? QUESTIONABLE. GREEN M&M? HOT.

Some people vote based on the economy. Some people care about healthcare. But you? You vote based on the Green M&M’s thigh-high boots, and you’re not ashamed of it.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto the nearest voting booth (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

🍫 Yes, I vote. No, I don’t regret my priorities.
👢 The Green M&M was hotter before they took away the boots, and I will not be silenced.
🗳 Democracy dies in darkness, and so does sexy candy.

And if someone asks, “Wait… is this a real movement?” Just smirk and say, ‘It is now.’

Why This Vote Funny Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Instantly Establishes Your Commitment to the Most Important Political Issue – The Green M&M’s sex appeal.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Democratic Energy – Big enough to make a statement, small enough to keep it classy.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and filibuster-proof.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, voting booths (again, for legal reasons, don’t), candy jars.
✅ A Certified Vote Funny Sticker – Because some beliefs deserve to be expressed loudly.

Where to Stick This Vote Funny Sticker for Maximum Impact

🗳 Your Car Bumper – So people behind you know what you stand for.
🍫 Your Laptop – For when you’re researching “Green M&M controversy explained.”
🗳 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay politically engaged.
🍫 Your Voting Registration Binder – Because you’re a responsible citizen.
🗳 The Nearest Election Office (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But imagine.

Why Voting and Sexy Candy Matter

Most people:

🗳 Vote based on traditional political concerns.
🍫 Don’t have strong opinions on candy mascots.
🗳 Wouldn’t risk their reputation for a joke.

You?

👢 Understand that representation matters—especially for candy.
🍫 Will not stand idly by while corporate mascots are desexualized.
👢 Believe democracy is about fighting for what truly matters.

This voted funny sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a statement.

Who Needs This Voted Funny Sticker?

🔥 People Who Love the Green M&M More Than They Should – We see you.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Absurd Political Humor – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who Takes Every Meme Too Far – They need this.
🔥 Anyone Who Wants to Make Their Political Beliefs Questionable – This will do it.
🔥 People Who Believe Voting Should Be Fun – And a little unhinged.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Political Chaos

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to make a statement, small enough to stay legal.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and meme-proof.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because your hot takes should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, elections, and corporate rebranding disasters.

Why You Need This Voted Funny Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like voter guides.

OR…

You could be fully committing to your beliefs and letting everyone know that you are, in fact, a single-issue voter—and that issue is the Green M&M’s lost hotness.

The I’m Pro-Sexualizing the Green M&M and I Vote Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a statement, a meme, and a reminder that democracy works best when it’s a little bit chaotic.

And if someone asks, “Is this sticker serious?” Just smile and say, ‘It is to me.’

How to Make People Question the Electoral System in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because democracy is on the line.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and meme-powered.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but the fight for sexy candy mascots never ends.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then prepare for the debates.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
-We can't offer refunds for application to textured/plastic/dirty surfaces or poor application practices.
-Frog Mustard products work best on a glossy/smooth, clean, dry surface, road, and car tested. You assume the risk if you apply to a weird surface.

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
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Stolen or Lost Mail:
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