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Screw Bella Sticker – The Funniest Twilight Meme Sticker for True Fans

The Screw Bella Sticker is for those who think Twilight would have been better without her, believe Forks deserved better, and know deep down that this franchise was carried by literally everyone except the main character. It’s not just a Twilight meme sticker—it’s a declaration, a vibe, and an immediate way to find out who else has deep-rooted Twilight opinions in traffic.

🧛 TEAM EVERYONE ELSE. 🐺

Some people read Twilight and loved Bella Swan. Some people sympathized with her indecisiveness and self-insert energy. But you? You’re here for the real stars of the show—the unhinged vampires, the werewolves with emotional depth, and the absolute chaos that Bella caused just by existing.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto a copy of Breaking Dawn (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

🧛 Bella was the weakest link.
🐺 Jacob deserved a better storyline.
🔥 This sticker is waterproof, but your Twilight opinions aren’t.

And if someone asks, “Wait… what do you have against Bella?” Just sigh dramatically and say, ‘Where do I even start?’

Why This Twilight Meme Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ A Sticker for the Twilight Fans Who Get It – Not Team Edward, not Team Jacob—just Team Not Bella.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Twilight Commentary – Big enough to make Twihards take notice.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and resistant to Bella’s questionable choices.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, emo diaries, the Cullen house.
✅ A Certified Meme Sticker – Because this saga was too iconic not to meme.

Where to Stick This Funny Twilight Sticker for Maximum Impact

🧛 Your Car Bumper – So fellow Twilight fans in traffic can relate.
💻 Your Laptop – For when you’re rewatching the Twilight baseball scene for the 100th time.
📖 Your Copy of Midnight Sun – Just to remind yourself how much worse Edward had it.
🔥 Your Friend’s Twilight Merch Collection – They need this.
📦 A Forks, WA Welcome Sign (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But imagine.

Why Twilight Without Bella Would Have Been a Cinematic Masterpiece

Most protagonists:

📚 Have agency.
💡 Make some logical decisions.
🗣 Don’t spend four movies looking mildly confused.

Bella Swan?

🔥 A literal danger magnet.
🌲 Somehow fell for two of the weirdest dudes in Forks.
🚨 Caused multiple supernatural crises just by existing.

This meme sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a critique.

Who Needs This Funny Twilight Sticker?

🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Twilight Memes – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 People Who Grew Up on Twilight But Were Too Self-Aware – You loved it, but you also rolled your eyes.
🔥 That One Friend Who Still Argues About Team Edward vs. Team Jacob – Neither. The answer was Carlisle.
🔥 Anyone Who Enjoys Watching Strangers React in Traffic – Peak entertainment.
🔥 People Who Just Love Roasting Twilight’s Absurd Plotlines – Respect.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Twilight Critique

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to make Twihards clutch their books.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and regret-proof.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because even Bella’s blank stares deserve a little shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, vampire baseball, and Kristen Stewart’s acting choices.

Why You Need This Twilight Meme Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like yet another reread of the Twilight saga.

OR…

You could be fully embracing your Twilight meme destiny, making strangers in traffic chuckle, and ensuring that everyone around you knows that Bella was the real villain all along.

The Screw Bella Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a conversation starter, a fandom divider, and a perfect way to attract only the right people into your life.

And if someone asks, “Wait… you don’t like Bella?” Just smirk and say, ‘She should’ve let Charlie adopt her out.’

How to Start the Twilight Roast Session in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because Bella Swan deserves this level of constructive criticism.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and 100% Team Chaos.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, unlike Bella’s emotional processing skills.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then sit back and watch the Twilight fans react.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.