I Have TDS (Tremendous Dong Syndrome) – Trump Sticker

Finally, a Diagnosis You Can Brag About

Let’s face it: most political bumper stickers are either painfully serious or painfully cringe. But this Trump sticker? It skips the ragebait and goes straight for the unhinged.

“I Have TDS (Tremendous Dong Syndrome)” is an aggressively stupid, weirdly confident, medically unsound vinyl declaration designed for your bumper, your cooler, or your moral downfall.

You’ve probably heard “TDS” tossed around in arguments online. Usually, it means Trump Derangement Syndrome—a dismissive term for anyone who doesn’t worship the spray-tanned deity. But in your world, TDS means something different.

It means you were born with Tremendous Dong Syndrome. And now the whole highway knows it.

Why This Trump Sticker Hits So Hard (Metaphorically)

This is not a sticker for centrists. It’s not for nuance. It’s not even for people with fully functioning judgment. This is for people who weaponize confusion for laughs, ride the line between satire and red flag, and love watching people squint at red lights trying to figure out if they should be offended or impressed.

This funny political bumper sticker belongs on the vehicles of:

• Drivers with zero shame and maximum audacity

• Former honor students who spiraled

• Anyone whose group chat says “you’re not okay” at least weekly

• The brave few willing to admit that yes, they have TDS, and yes, it’s terminal

Product Specs – Built Like a Diagnosis That Won’t Go Away

• Size: 8.5 inches wide x 2.5 inches tall

• Material: Thick weatherproof vinyl – holds strong like your delusions

• Finish: Semi-gloss, so it catches sunlight and concern equally

• Sticker Version: Permanent (like your condition)

• Magnet (20 mil): Removable, for commitment-phobes or testicle-havers in denial

• Magnet Upgrade (30 mil): Built for winter, stress, and all-weather degeneracy

Made by a very small business with very big sticker energy. No political affiliations—just pure, uncooked chaos.

Where to Slap This Trump Sticker

• Car bumper (if you’re brave)

• Laptop (if you work remotely and HR can’t reach you)

• Toolbox, tackle box, or glovebox

• Water bottle you bring to family events

• Over someone else's “Let’s Go Brandon” decal

• Anywhere it’ll make Thanksgiving awkward

Magnet or Sticker – What’s Your Political Strategy?

Sticker Version

• Permanent

• For people who fully commit to chaos and their own mythology

Magnet (20 mil)

• Flexible

• Ideal for people who like jokes but also borrow their mom’s car sometimes

Magnet (30 mil)

• Thick and storm-ready

• Will outlast weather systems, relationships, and debates in your comments section

Reminder: modern car bumpers are often plastic. Try your trunk or doors if the magnet won’t stick.

Installation Instructions – No Degree Required

Sticker:

1. Clean surface

2. Peel backing

3. Apply evenly from one side

4. Rub it like you're trying to erase accountability

5. Let it sit 24 hours before a car wash or public explanation

Magnet:

1. Wipe surface dry and flat

2. Stick it on (correctly or crookedly—whatever fits your aura)

3. Remove and clean behind it occasionally to avoid dirt rings

FAQ – Tremendous Dong Department

Is this Trump sticker waterproof?

Yes. Whether it’s rain, sleet, road salt, or shame—it’s built to hold strong. Commercial-grade vinyl means you’ll never have to re-declare your syndrome.

Will people think it’s a political statement?

That’s the beauty of it—they won’t know what to think. It walks the line between satire and absurd bragging. And that’s exactly where it thrives.

Can I gift this to someone?

Only if they’re extremely online, extremely brave, or extremely single. It’s perfect for your loudest friend, your weirdest cousin, or your ex.

Final Words From the Waiting Room

This isn’t just a Trump sticker. It’s a diagnosis. A declaration. A dare.

It doesn’t lean left or right—it leans all the way off the map. If you’ve got TDS, there’s no cure… but there is a sticker.

Buy it. Slap it. Own the syndrome.
He’s got the nuclear codes—you’ve got something way more powerful.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.