That's My Purse! I Don't Know You!
Durable vinyl sticker printed in-house and made for indoor or outdoor use.
✓ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl
✓ Ships in 1–2 business days
✓ Made in-house by our small U.S. team
Description
THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU – The Ultimate Tread Sticker 🥋🐍
Alright, listen up, self-defense enthusiasts and King of the Hill disciples. You ever find yourself in a situation where words just won’t cut it, and only the raw power of pocket sand or a well-placed battle cry will do? Enter the That’s My Purse, I Don’t Know You Tread Sticker—a perfect fusion of Bobby Hill energy and don’t tread on me defiance. This sticker lets everyone know that you WILL defend your personal space with unhinged intensity.
THIS TREAD STICKER LETS EVERYONE KNOW YOU ARE NOT TO BE MESSED WITH 🥋🐍
This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a warning. A sacred declaration that your purse, your car, your laptop, and your personal boundaries are OFF-LIMITS. If someone gets too close, they better be prepared for a devastating kick to the nether regions.
🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:
✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Tougher than Bobby’s resolve in self-defense class. 🥋🔥
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your patience for personal space invaders, this won’t fade.☀️🌊
✅ Die-cut precision – Designed for maximum visual intimidation.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than Bobby’s foot to an unexpecting opponent.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when your mom says you have to be nice (for now). 😤
WHERE TO FLEX THIS AGGRESSIVE ENERGY:
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🚗 Your car – Warn tailgaters that your purse is YOURS.
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💻 Laptop – Let everyone at work know you mean business.
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🎒 Backpack – Just in case someone tries to unzip it without your permission.
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🚪 Front door – A preemptive warning to all unwanted guests.
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🏋️ Gym locker – Because gym bros don’t respect boundaries, but they WILL respect this sticker.
🚨 THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH ABOUT PERSONAL SPACE 🚨
This sticker isn’t just for laughs—it’s about establishing dominance. Whether you’re protecting your purse, your territory, or just your sanity, this is your first line of defense. And let’s be real—there is no better battle cry than “THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!”
WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?
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🥋 King of the Hill superfans – Because Bobby Hill is a lifestyle, not a phase.
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🐍 Don’t Tread on Me supporters – This sticker is the spiritual successor to the Gadsden flag.
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🚦 People who get tailgated too much – Let ‘em know they’re about to get purse-kicked.
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😂 Anyone who loves absurd humor – This sticker screams “I will fight anyone who steps out of line.”
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🤺 Self-defense champions – If you know how to properly execute a Bobby Hill-style kick, you need this.
STICKER SPECS:
📏 Die-Cut Shape (Varies by Design)
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum self-defense readiness
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than Bobby sticks to his convictions
THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!
You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were arming yourself with the most legendary self-defense phrase in history. Get your Tread Sticker (Die-Cut Edition) now and make sure everyone knows: personal space is NOT to be violated. 🥋🐍
You ever see a grown adult crumble after getting hit with a well-timed Bobby Hill front kick? That’s true power.
Imagine: You’re walking through a crowded space. Someone reaches for your purse. You spin. You don’t hesitate. You channel the energy of a prepubescent Texan martial artist.
“THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!”
BAM. A full-force foot to the midsection. They stagger. They question their life choices. The crowd gasps. You are victorious.
This sticker is a reminder that personal space is sacred. That sometimes, the only appropriate response is a high-pitched battle cry and a defensive stance.
🚗 Honk all you want, I’m defending my space.
🐍 Don’t tread on my purse.
🔥 If you don’t know me, stay out of my bubble.
Order now and establish dominance the Bobby Hill way.
Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.
As a Florida resident with the large spike in don't tread on me stickers recently this was another must have
Such a funny gift (even thought I bought for myself!) All of my co workers had to take a double look when they saw it on my car 🤣
I’ve gotten so many compliments on my magnets & I love switching them out for different vibes.
It's very funny and everyone loves it. Thanks!
Just as described. Stuck it on my Subaru.
Amazing sticker, super funny and great quality!
second time ordering, doesn't disappoint!
Sticker looks great, thank you!
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was worried when it didn't show up when it said “delivered” but luckily it came the next day, super cute!
great quality and good gift