That's My Purse! (Don't Tread on Me Parody) Decal

THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU – The Ultimate Tread Sticker 🥋🐍

Alright, listen up, self-defense enthusiasts and King of the Hill disciples. You ever find yourself in a situation where words just won’t cut it, and only the raw power of pocket sand or a well-placed battle cry will do? Enter the That’s My Purse, I Don’t Know You Tread Sticker—a perfect fusion of Bobby Hill energy and don’t tread on me defiance. This sticker lets everyone know that you WILL defend your personal space with unhinged intensity.

THIS TREAD STICKER LETS EVERYONE KNOW YOU ARE NOT TO BE MESSED WITH 🥋🐍

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a warning. A sacred declaration that your purse, your car, your laptop, and your personal boundaries are OFF-LIMITS. If someone gets too close, they better be prepared for a devastating kick to the nether regions.

🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Tougher than Bobby’s resolve in self-defense class. 🥋🔥
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your patience for personal space invaders, this won’t fade.☀️🌊
✅ Die-cut precision – Designed for maximum visual intimidation.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than Bobby’s foot to an unexpecting opponent.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when your mom says you have to be nice (for now). 😤

WHERE TO FLEX THIS AGGRESSIVE ENERGY:

• 🚗 Your car – Warn tailgaters that your purse is YOURS.

• 💻 Laptop – Let everyone at work know you mean business.

• 🎒 Backpack – Just in case someone tries to unzip it without your permission.

• 🚪 Front door – A preemptive warning to all unwanted guests.

• 🏋️ Gym locker – Because gym bros don’t respect boundaries, but they WILL respect this sticker.

🚨 THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH ABOUT PERSONAL SPACE 🚨

This sticker isn’t just for laughs—it’s about establishing dominance. Whether you’re protecting your purse, your territory, or just your sanity, this is your first line of defense. And let’s be real—there is no better battle cry than “THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!”

WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?

• 🥋 King of the Hill superfans – Because Bobby Hill is a lifestyle, not a phase.

• 🐍 Don’t Tread on Me supporters – This sticker is the spiritual successor to the Gadsden flag.

• 🚦 People who get tailgated too much – Let ‘em know they’re about to get purse-kicked.

• 😂 Anyone who loves absurd humor – This sticker screams “I will fight anyone who steps out of line.”

• 🤺 Self-defense champions – If you know how to properly execute a Bobby Hill-style kick, you need this.

STICKER SPECS:

📏 Die-Cut Shape (Varies by Design)
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum self-defense readiness
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than Bobby sticks to his convictions

THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!

You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were arming yourself with the most legendary self-defense phrase in history. Get your Tread Sticker (Die-Cut Edition) now and make sure everyone knows: personal space is NOT to be violated. 🥋🐍

You ever see a grown adult crumble after getting hit with a well-timed Bobby Hill front kick? That’s true power.

Imagine: You’re walking through a crowded space. Someone reaches for your purse. You spin. You don’t hesitate. You channel the energy of a prepubescent Texan martial artist.

“THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!”

BAM. A full-force foot to the midsection. They stagger. They question their life choices. The crowd gasps. You are victorious.

This sticker is a reminder that personal space is sacred. That sometimes, the only appropriate response is a high-pitched battle cry and a defensive stance.

🚗 Honk all you want, I’m defending my space.
🐍 Don’t tread on my purse.
🔥 If you don’t know me, stay out of my bubble.

Order now and establish dominance the Bobby Hill way.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.