This Toyota F**ks | Retro Toyota Car Decal

 THIS TOYOTA F*S** – The Ultimate Toyota Bumper Sticker 🚗🔥

ZERO EXPLANATION NEEDED. THIS TOYOTA? IT F*S.**

You roll up to a stoplight. The guy in the souped-up sports car next to you thinks he’s the king of the road. But what he doesn’t know? Your Toyota is built different. Your Toyota fs.** This Toyota Bumper Sticker is here to tell the world exactly what’s up: you drive the hardest-hitting, most unfwithable car on the road.**

THIS TOYOTA BUMPER STICKER COMMANDS RESPECT 🚗🔥

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a guarantee of dominance. If you slap this on your ride, be warned: you WILL attract knowing nods from mechanics, envious glares from lesser vehicles, and possible marriage proposals in parking lots.

🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Built to last longer than most relationships.🔥🚗
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your patience for slow drivers. ☀️🌊
✅ Bold design – Declares what everyone already knows about your Toyota.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than a Tacoma in the mud.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when you decide to trade up to another Toyota that also f***s. 😎

WHERE TO SLAP THIS MASTERPIECE:

• 🚗 Your Toyota – Because facts need to be stated.

• 💻 Laptop – Take Toyota energy everywhere.

• 🎒 Toolbox – Mechanics know what’s up.

• 🏡 Garage door – So the neighbors don’t forget.

• 📢 Anywhere that needs more horsepower.

🚨 THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH ABOUT TOYOTAS 🚨

Toyota doesn’t make cars. They make LEGENDS.

A 1998 Corolla? Still on the road, outliving cockroaches. A Tacoma? Climbing mountains with two broken axles, refusing to die. A Camry? Winning street races against cars that cost triple the price.

If you own a Toyota, you already know. If you don’t? Get in line.

WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?

• 🚗 Toyota drivers who know their car is king – This sticker is your badge of honor.

• 🔧 Mechanics who respect reliability – Show off your brand loyalty.

• 😂 People who love absurd humor – Because this is just facts.

• 🚦 Anyone who wants to confuse boomers at red lights – Mission accomplished.

• 🏁 Toyota fanatics who embrace chaos – If you drive one, you get it.

STICKER SPECS:

📏 Size: 4.25" x 2.5"
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum Toyota dominance
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than an old Land Cruiser to its resale value

THIS TOYOTA F*S. END OF DISCUSSION.**

You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were certifying your vehicle as a road legend. Get your Toyota Bumper Sticker now and let the world know: you don’t drive. You conquer. 🚗🔥

You ever see a Toyota with 400,000 miles on it and think, “Yeah, that thing still f**s”*? Exactly.

Imagine: You’re at a stoplight. The person behind you reads your bumper sticker. Their worldview shifts.

“Wait… does my car f**?”*

“Is my vehicle worthy of this level of confidence?”

“Should I have bought a Toyota?”

Next thing you know, they’re trading in their car and joining the Toyota army.

THE CONSPIRACY GOES DEEPER THAN YOU THINK

Ever notice how every other brand is trying to match Toyota’s longevity? Yeah. They can’t.

📢 “Why is your 1997 Camry still alive?” 📢 “How did that Tundra survive a rollover and keep driving?” 📢 “Toyota engineers must be working with dark magic.”

HOW CAN YOU SPREAD THE MESSAGE?

• Slap the sticker on your car. Toyota pride is contagious.

• Convert non-believers. They’ll come around.

• Drive your Toyota until the wheels fall off. Spoiler: they won’t.

🚗 Honk if your Toyota has outlived multiple owners.
🔥 If your car doesn’t f*, get a Toyota.**
😂 If you don’t understand this sticker, you’re probably driving the wrong car.

Order now and cement your place in Toyota history.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.