"SORRY" – The Ultimate Sorry Sticker

Listen, we all mess up. Maybe you cut someone off in traffic. Maybe you accidentally told your boss you love them on a Zoom call. Maybe you adopted a raccoon thinking it was just a weirdly aggressive cat. Whatever crime against normalcy you committed, this sticker is here to clean up the PR disaster that is your entire existence.

Slap on This Sorry Sticker & Move On

The power of apologizing without actually apologizing is here. Just slap this bad boy on your bumper, laptop, forehead—whatever—and let the world know you acknowledge your sins but will absolutely not be explaining further.

Why You Need This Sticker:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Because your regrets shouldn’t fade, but your sticker never will.
✅ UV & water-resistant – Built to withstand the elements (and your terrible decisions).
✅ Perfectly vague – Applies to literally any situation, from minor inconveniences to catastrophic blunders.
✅ 3M adhesive backing – Sticks harder than your ex clinging to your Netflix password.
✅ Easy to remove – For when you want to pretend none of this ever happened.

Where to Stick Your Apology:

• Your car – Ideal for drivers who cut people off but can’t handle confrontation.

• Laptop – A passive-aggressive message to your coworkers that you’re “working on yourself.”

• Water bottle – Hydrate AND atone. Two birds, one bottle.

• Fridge – Apologize to your roommates for finishing the last slice of pizza. Again.

• Bathroom mirror – Daily self-reflection has never been this efficient.

Why This Sticker Exists (An Absurd Justification)

Humans have been apologizing since the dawn of time, mostly for things like stealing fire or inventing Nickelback. But verbal apologies? Exhausting. Why put yourself through the horror of human interaction when this sticker does the talking for you?

This is the modern solution to guilt. No need to make eye contact. No need to speak. Just a simple, elegant, vinyl declaration of regret that leaves everything and nothing to the imagination.

Who Needs This Decal?

• Chronically late people – Just park and let the decal do the explaining.

• Introverts – Social interaction? No thanks. Here's a decal.

• People who say ‘sorry’ too much – Finally, an apology you don’t have to say out loud.

• Aggressive drivers with a conscience – We get it. You have places to be.

• Anyone who exists – Let’s be real, you’ve done something worth apologizing for.

Decal Specs:

📏 Size: 8.5" x 3"
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for a sleek, regret-filled aesthetic
💪 Adhesion: Sticks to most smooth surfaces, but removes cleanly when you decide to rebrand yourself

Ready to Apologize in Style?

This is your chance to own your mistakes while doing the bare minimum. Get your Sorry today and start making amends—without actually doing anything.

You ever wonder why we apologize for the weirdest things? "Sorry, I just sneezed," "Sorry for existing," "Sorry for eating the last fry even though it was clearly abandoned on the plate for five minutes." Society has conditioned us to constantly be in a state of guilt, and frankly, that’s exhausting.

This lets you bypass that entire mental load. No need to say sorry when you can just BE sorry. Someone flips you off in traffic? Let them read it. Forgot your friend’s birthday? Mail them a card with this slapped on the envelope. Accidentally started a small fire in your kitchen? Stick this on the extinguisher and move on.

Modern problems require modern solutions, and this is the answer to everything you’ve ever done wrong. Well, maybe not everything (looking at you, people who clap when the plane lands), but close enough.

But let’s dig deeper. What if, just what if, this sticker became your get-out-of-jail-free card for life? Show up late to work? Flash the sticker. Forget to text your mom back for three days? Send her a picture of it. Knock over a display of oranges in the grocery store? Hold it up and walk away slowly.

Apologies are a social construct. The "Sorry Sticker" is your official exemption from explaining yourself ever again. You’re welcome.

Go forth, live recklessly, and let this handle the consequences. You deserve it.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.