“Your data literally bought a yacht. And you’re not even invited.” Skylight Social Small Sticker

“Your data literally bought a yacht. And you’re not even invited.” – 4"x2" Weatherproof Vinyl Sticker

Waterproof. Fade-proof. Billionaire-exposing.

They sold your content. Monetized your attention. Bought a yacht. 
And guess what? You’re still stuck trying to break 1,000 views.

This 4"x2" waterproof vinyl sticker is a gut-punch of a reminder that Big Tech is feasting on your creativity—while creators are left with crumbs and censorship. Slap this on your gear and make it crystal clear: you’re done playing that game.

You’re supporting Skylight Social, a brand new, decentralized short-form video platform and TikTok alternative built on the open-source AT Protocol. No more shadowbans. No more creepy ads. No more billionaire puppet masters behind the curtain.

Let’s not sugarcoat it: the TikTok ban is coming. And even if it doesn’t drop tomorrow, the app already feels hollow, chaotic, and completely controlled. Skylight is where creators go next—and this sticker helps get the word out.

Proceeds from every sale help fund Skylight’s development and support the creators building a better, freer internet.

➡️ Take back your platform
➡️ End the billionaires’ free ride
➡️ Get ahead of TikTok’s collapse
➡️ Join the movement that actually supports creators

Your data deserves better. Let’s build it.

Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.