Don't Talk to Me Until I've Had My 16' Sub Sandwich

Sandwich Sticker – "Don’t Talk to Me Until I’ve Had My 16-Foot Sub Sandwich" Vinyl Decal

Some people need coffee to function—others need a sandwich so massive it defies logic. If your bare minimum before engaging with the world involves a comically oversized sub, this sandwich sticker is for you.

This high-quality, weatherproof vinyl decal is the perfect mix of food humor and pure exhaustion. Whether you slap it on your car, laptop, water bottle, lunchbox, or anywhere else that needs a reminder of your priorities, it’s guaranteed to get laughs, head nods of approval, and possibly a few concerned looks from Subway employees.

Because some things are just more important than social interaction.

Why You Need This Sandwich Sticker in Your Life

✅ Weatherproof & Durable – Survives rain, sandwich crumbs, and early-morning hunger.
✅ Bold, High-Contrast Design – So even the most clueless morning people can read it.
✅ Easy to Apply, Peels Clean – No sticky mess, just pure sandwich dedication.
✅ Guaranteed to Get Reactions – From laughter to “Wait, is that a real sandwich?”

This sandwich sticker isn’t just a decal—it’s a way of life.

Where to Slap This Sticker for Maximum Impact

🚗 Car Bumper or Window – Because the drive-thru better be ready.
💻 Laptop or Tablet – For the remote worker who runs on food, not emails.
🥤 Water Bottle or Hydroflask – Stay hydrated, stay hungry.
📖 Notebook or Planner – Meal planning has never been so serious.
🛒 Lunchbox, Cooler, or Fridge – A warning for those who steal office snacks.

Wherever it goes, this sticker guarantees that people understand your priorities.

What Happens After You Apply This Sticker?

🚨 More people respecting your need for sustenance.
🚨 At least one friend immediately tagging you in a sandwich meme.
🚨 A newfound confidence in your food-based life choices.
🚨 A sudden craving for the biggest sub you can find.
🚨 The satisfaction of knowing your sticker says what you’re already thinking.

This sticker doesn’t just exist—it speaks for you.

The Perfect Gift for Sandwich Enthusiasts & Food Lovers

🎁 For Sticker Collectors Who Love Food Humor – An instant classic.
🎁 For Friends Who Can’t Function Without a Meal – They NEED this.
🎁 For Anyone Who Knows the Power of a Good Sub – They’ll appreciate the message.
🎁 For Yourself, Obviously – Because your hunger deserves to be acknowledged.

This sandwich sticker isn’t just hilarious—it’s essential.

Built to Last – Just Like Your Love for Oversized Sandwiches

💪 Weatherproof & Waterproof – Handles rain, grease stains, and food comas.
🔥 UV-Resistant – No fading, no peeling—just lasting sandwich supremacy.
🛠 Premium Vinyl Material – Applies smooth, removes clean, stays legendary.

This sticker isn’t just for fun—it’s a meal prep philosophy.

BECAUSE SOME MEALS DESERVE FULL ATTENTION.

There’s nothing worse than someone trying to start a conversation before you’ve had your first bite. Your brain isn’t ready, your patience is at zero, and all you can think about is that glorious 16-foot sub waiting to be devoured. This sticker makes it clear: talking can wait—sandwiches come first.

It’s not just a funny decal—it’s a statement of priorities. Whether you’re actually committed to massive sandwiches or just love absurd food-related humor, this sticker is guaranteed to get the message across loud and clear.

Because at the end of the day, nothing should come between a person and their meal.

WHAT ELSE CAN YOU EXPECT?

🚨 More people respecting your need to eat in peace.
🚨 Friends immediately relating to the struggle.
🚨 A ridiculous amount of sandwich-related conversations.
🚨 Strangers nodding in approval at your impeccable taste.
🚨 A sudden, overwhelming craving for a 16-foot sub.

Some stickers just sit there. This one defends your right to feast.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE THE SANDWICH SUPREMACY TAKES OVER. 🚨

👉 ORDER NOW & LET YOUR STICKER SPEAK FOR YOU.

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Final Thoughts: You Know This Belongs in Your Collection

🚨 One sticker. Maximum hunger. Zero tolerance for interruptions.
🚨 If you don’t get this now, you’ll wish you had when your stomach starts growling.
🚨 Your car, laptop, and lunchbox deserve better. They deserve this.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE EVERY HUNGRY PERSON GRABS ONE. 🚨

👉 BUY NOW & LET YOUR STICKER SPEAK FOR YOU.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.