This Vehicle Stops at Red Lights
Durable vinyl sticker printed in-house and made for indoor or outdoor use.
✓ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl
✓ Ships free in 1–2 business days
✓ Made in-house by our small U.S. team
✔ $50+ U.S. orders get FREE full USPS tracking
Description
This Vehicle Stops at Red Lights Bumper Sticker
BREAKING NEWS: this vehicle stops at red lights. Alert the media. Notify the Department of Transportation. Give this driver a medal. This bumper sticker proudly announces your groundbreaking commitment to obeying one of the most basic traffic laws ever invented.
Featuring a bright yellow warning-style background, traffic light graphic, hazard symbol, and enormous red STOPS text, this design gives completely ordinary driving behavior the emergency-alert treatment it deserves. Move out of the way Student Driver, a NEW satefy sticker is in town.
A Funny Bumper Sticker for Suspiciously Responsible Drivers
Finally, a funny bumper sticker for motorists brave enough to admit they don't blast through intersections like they're auditioning for Grand Theft Auto.
At approximately 8.5 x 2.5 inches, the rectangular design is large enough for the driver behind you to receive this extremely important public-service announcement. Every Frog Mustard product is handmade, so dimensions can vary slightly. Listing mockups are not to scale.
Put this bumper sticker on your car, truck, van, or other street-legal contraption and let everyone know exactly what happens when that little light turns red.
Spoiler: you stop.
Weatherproof Sticker for Rain, Sun, and Traffic
Your weatherproof sticker is made from premium all-weather vinyl designed to handle actual vehicle life. It's waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, and car-wash safe.
For maximum sticking power, clean the application area with water and let it dry completely. Apply the vinyl sticker to a smooth, glossy, non-textured surface and press outward from the center to reduce bubbles.
Avoid wax, detergent residue, and incompatible low-surface-energy plastics. Coolers, kayaks, plastic vehicle cladding, and other weird surfaces may require higher-tack vinyl or additional adhesion help.
Prefer a Car Magnet? Commitment Avoided.
Want the joke without permanently entering into a legally binding relationship with adhesive? Choose a car magnet instead.
Standard magnets are 20 mil thick. Extra-thick 30 mil magnets are also available and recommended for colder climates or particularly rude winds.
Magnets only stick to metal. Many modern bumpers are plastic, because apparently even bumpers have betrayed us. Test your vehicle with another magnet before ordering. Doors, trunks, and metal side panels are often better locations. Remove magnets before car washes and extreme weather for the best longevity.
Buy 2 Get 1 Free Because One Bumper Sticker Is Too Reasonable
Frog Mustard's Buy 2 Get 1 Free offer lets you triple the vehicular nonsense while pretending you're making a financially responsible decision.
Orders ship from Washington in 1–3 business days, and worldwide shipping is available. Colors may vary slightly by screen, and extreme weather, surface preparation, and application conditions can affect longevity.
Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.
Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.
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Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.