i <3 illegal immigration
Description
Political Sticker – “I <3 Illegal Immigration” by Frog Mustard
Short Intro
If your personality falls somewhere between “chaos goblin” and “I like making strangers in traffic confront their beliefs,” then this Political Sticker is your new favorite piece of property. Bold, spicy, mildly unhinged, and extremely Frog Mustard-coded — it’s the perfect way to let the world know you’re driving with both a sense of humor and a complete disregard for bipartisan pearl-clutching.
Funny Bumper Sticker Energy (Max Chaos, Zero Regret)
This isn’t your typical red-white-and-blue sermon. This is a funny bumper sticker for the ungovernable. The type of person who mutters “oh this’ll piss SOMEONE off” while adding something to their cart. The kind of sticker that gets reactions at every stoplight — cheers, confusion, head shakes, peace signs, and one guy in a lifted F-150 trying to take a photo but accidentally honking instead.
The “I <3 Illegal Immigration” design is built for people who love stirring the pot, love satire, love chaos, or simply love making their car look like the world’s funniest rolling billboard. You choose the intention. The sticker does the rest.
Car Magnet Option – For Those Who Like to Rotate Their Controversy
Maybe you like commitment. Maybe you like a little flexibility. Maybe your mom borrows your car and you’d prefer not to get a lecture. Whatever the reason, this design comes as a car magnet too — thick, durable, weatherproof, and strong enough to stick through road trips, snowstorms, and passive-aggressive HOA neighbors who leave notes about “community values.”
Our magnet stock is the premium 30-mil outdoor kind — not that flimsy “falls off in a light breeze” nonsense. Safe for your car’s paint, easy to slap on or off, and perfect for political chaos you can toggle like a mood light.
Premium Vinyl Sticker Quality (AKA Frog Mustard Standards)
When we say vinyl sticker, we don’t mean “Etsy hobby-grade printer” vibes. We mean real, commercial-grade Oracal vinyl paired with eco-solvent ink blasted into the material like it owes us money. This is the same stuff used on outdoor signs and commercial vehicle decals.
The result:
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Crisp, saturated colors
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A buttery-smooth finish
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Perfect die-cut edges
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Sticks to almost anything clean and flat
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Survives the elements like it’s training for the apocalypse
Put it on your bumper, toolbox, laptop, cooler, water bottle, dorm mini-fridge, mailbox, or wherever you need a political scream in sticker form.
Weatherproof Sticker Build (Made for Real Outdoor Chaos)
Every Frog Mustard weatherproof sticker is engineered for durability — not just vibes.
This sticker survives:
• Rain
• Sun
• Snow
• Road grit
• Desert heat
• Car washes
• PNW winters
• Florida summers (if your sanity can)
• Long arguments in parking lots
• People wiping it angrily with their sleeve
Eco-solvent ink fuses to the vinyl, making it fade-resistant and tough while the Oracal adhesive holds on tighter than a conspiracy theorist in a Facebook thread.
In short: It’s built for the real world, not the back of a notebook.
Why This Political Sticker Hits So Hard
Because politics are exhausting, annoying, absurd, and too damn serious. Enter Frog Mustard: where political commentary is delivered with 90% satire, 10% chaos, and 100% “I want to see how people react.”
Top reasons customers love this one:
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It’s hilarious in a deeply chaotic way.
People laugh. People blink. People gasp. You win either way. -
It’s not preachy. It’s satire.
Political humor that doesn’t feel like a lecture? Rare. Beautiful. Frog Mustard-coded. -
It looks premium because it IS premium.
Printed with eco-solvent ink on Oracal vinyl — crisp, bold, clean, no cheap edges. -
It’s a conversation starter.
Seriously — we’ve heard stories. This sticker sparks everything from debates to thumbs-ups to confused grandpas. -
It’s the perfect gift for the politically spicy friend.
Or the friend who loves chaos. Or the friend who loves immigration rights.
Or the friend who just likes things that make people go “wait… what?” -
It represents the Frog Mustard brand perfectly.
Bold, mischievous, clever, and a little unhinged.
The Frog Mustard Difference
Frog Mustard isn’t some faceless print-on-demand shop. We’re a small, chaotic, high-output sticker studio run by two unhinged gremlins with Roland printers and too much caffeine.
You get:
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Professional-grade eco-solvent printing
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Oracal outdoor vinyl
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Precision die-cuts
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Thick 30-mil outdoor magnet option
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Fast shipping (we literally cannot sit still)
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5-star quality from a brand with thousands of rave reviews
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A design that will make at least one person message you “WHERE did you get that?”
We don’t do boring. We do high-quality chaos.
Perfect For:
✔ Cars, trucks, vans, Subarus with political trauma
✔ Water bottles and coolers
✔ Laptops
✔ Lockers and toolboxes
✔ College dorms
✔ Gifts with a side of chaos
✔ Road trips
✔ Annoying the right people
✔ Entertaining the wrong people
✔ Being the main character in a parking lot argument
How to Apply (Sticker Version)
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Clean the surface
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Peel
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Stick
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Step back and admire your questionable choices
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Drive away confidently
The magnet version?
Just slap it on like the unhinged patriot you are.
FAQs
1. Is this Political Sticker weatherproof?
Yes! Every Frog Mustard Political Sticker is printed with eco-solvent inks on Oracal outdoor vinyl, making it fully weatherproof and built for long-term outdoor exposure. Rain, sun, car washes — it survives all of it.
2. Will the Political Sticker fade or peel over time?
Nope. Our eco-solvent printing system bonds into the vinyl for long-lasting, fade-resistant color, while the Oracal adhesive keeps everything stuck cleanly on bumpers, windows, coolers, laptops — basically anything smooth.
3. Can I get this design as a car magnet instead of a vinyl Political Sticker?
Absolutely. This design comes in both formats: a premium Oracal vinyl sticker or a thick, durable car magnet made from outdoor-rated 30-mil magnet stock that’s safe for your car’s paint and easy to remove.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.