Pigeon on Board Sticker – The Funniest Pigeon Sticker for Certified Bird Enthusiasts

The Pigeon on Board Sticker is for those who respect the real kings of the street—feathered, fearless, and ready to take flight at any moment. It’s not just a sticker—it’s a declaration, a warning, and a proud badge of honor for anyone who has ever bonded with a city bird.

🐦 NOT JUST A CAR. A COOP ON WHEELS. 🐦

Some people have “Baby on Board” signs. Some people care about their passengers. But you? You’ve got a pigeon to protect.

Slap this high-quality vinyl bumper sticker on your car, bike, laptop, or directly onto a loaf of bread (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

🐦 This vehicle is pigeon-approved.
🚗 If you see feathers in the backseat, mind your business.
🥖 Passenger snacks include an entire baguette.

And if someone asks, “Wait… do you actually have a pigeon in your car?” Just look them dead in the eye and say, ‘Don’t worry about it.’

Why This Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ A Badge of Honor for Bird Lovers – Not all heroes have wings, but some drive sedans.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Avian Authority – Big enough to be seen, small enough to keep it mysterious.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and resistant to bird-related chaos.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, bird feeders, city benches.
✅ A Certified Pigeon Sticker – Because pigeons deserve representation.

Where to Stick This Pigeon Sticker for Maximum Confusion

🐦 Your Car Bumper – So tailgaters know they’re following a mobile bird sanctuary.
💻 Your Laptop – For when you’re Googling ‘Can pigeons be emotional support animals?’
🚰 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay pigeon-friendly.
🌆 Your City’s Most Infested Park Bench – For the real ones.
🔥 Your Friend’s Car Who Doesn’t Respect Pigeons – Teach them a lesson.

Why Pigeons Are the Underrated Icons of the Animal Kingdom

Most people:

🦅 Respect eagles and hawks.
🦆 Think ducks are cute.
🐥 Are obsessed with chickens.

But pigeons?

🔥 Built different.
🚀 Survive against all odds.
🍞 Will eat anything, anywhere, with zero shame.

This sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a movement.

Who Needs This Sticker?

🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Chaotic Energy – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 People Who Befriend City Birds – You’ve got their back.
🔥 That One Friend Who Feeds Pigeons in the Park – They need this.
🔥 Anyone Who Understands That Pigeons Are Just Winged Rats With Attitude – Respect.
🔥 People Who Just Love Watching Strangers in Traffic React – Peak entertainment.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Bird Energy

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to make an impact, small enough to stay classy.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and pigeon-approved.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because even street birds deserve to shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, road trips, and excessive bread consumption.

Why You Need This Pigeon Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like windshield wiper fluid.

OR…

You could be fully embracing your role as a pigeon protector, making people in traffic reconsider their life choices, and ensuring that everyone around you understands that your vehicle is a safe space for birds.

The Pigeon on Board Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a statement, a warning, and a salute to the most unbothered creatures on earth.

And if someone asks, “Do you actually have a pigeon in your car?” Just smile and say, ‘Maybe.’

How to Confuse and Entertain Traffic in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because pigeons deserve recognition.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and 100% bird-approved.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, unlike pigeons who linger near fast-food joints.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then watch as people process what they just read.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.