I Do Not Brake for Liberty Biberty
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✓ Weatherproof + UV-resistant
✓ Ships in 1–2 business days
✓ Made in-house in Washington
Description
I Do Not Brake for Liberty Biberty Bumper Sticker or Magnet
America had a good run. Now there’s a fuzzy yellow creature wearing a Statue of Liberty crown, engulfed in flames, and armed for a hardware-store apocalypse. This bumper sticker declares, “I DO NOT BRAKE FOR LIBERTY BIBERTY.” The insurance industry has been notified. Probably.
Funny Bumper Sticker for the Spiritually Uninsurable
Inspired by the gloriously mangled “Liberty Biberty” phrase, this design is what happens when a TV commercial escapes containment and gets a driver’s license. Is Lady Liberty a tennis ball? Why is there a hammer? Please stop asking reasonable questions. This bumper sticker is for anyone whose sense of humor has already been denied coverage.
Our rectangular designs measure approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches. Made in-house in Washington, sizes may vary slightly. Listing mockups are not to scale, and screen colors may vary.
Weatherproof Sticker That Outlasts Your Insurance Premium
We use premium, all-weather vinyl that’s waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant, and car-wash safe when properly applied. Rain, road grime, and public disapproval come standard.
Vinyl Sticker: Where to Slap It
Your vinyl sticker belongs on clean, dry, smooth, glossy surfaces, including suitable vehicle panels, windows, and laptops. Clean with water, remove any wax or cleaner residue, dry completely, and press outward from the center. Textured surfaces and low-surface-energy plastics (certain coolers, kayaks, and bumpers) can resist adhesion. When in doubt, ask us about higher-tack options before committing.
Car Magnet: Same Chaos, Less Commitment
Choose a removable car magnet if permanent decisions make you sweaty. Standard magnets are 20 mil thick, with an extra-thick 30 mil upgrade for colder climates or strong winds. Magnets require magnetic metal, not plastic bumpers. Test your vehicle first, and remove the magnet before car washes or extreme weather.
Buy 2, Get 1 Free. Because Restraint Is Overrated.
Mix and match stickers and magnets. Add three qualifying items and the third is free automatically. This bumper sticker ships from our tiny Washington operation in 1–3 business days. Free U.S. shipping is available, and we ship worldwide.
Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.
Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.
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Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.