Jersey Shore Note Bumper Sticker

Jersey Shore Note Sticker – The Ultimate Sticker for Fans of the Infamous Jersey Shore Note Episode

The Jersey Shore Note Episode Sticker is for those who live for reality TV drama, believe in delivering the tea in the most chaotic way possible, and still randomly think about Sammi reading that note with her whole chest. It’s not just a sticker—it’s a cultural reset, a throwback to peak television, and an inside joke for anyone who lived through the golden age of reality TV.

💌 CHEATERS EXPOSED. DRAMA GUARANTEED. GTL FOREVER. 

Some people write love letters. Some people leave sticky notes for reminders. But you? You appreciate the fine art of a well-crafted anonymous takedown letter, straight from the legendary note.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto a cheating ex’s windshield (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

📄 I write my exposés in ALL CAPS.
🖊 Anonymous notes are the only valid form of communication.
📄 If you know, you KNOW.

And if someone asks, “Wait… what’s this about?” Just say, ‘Rahn, stahp.’

Why This Jersey Shore Note Episode Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Instantly Marks You as a Jersey Shore Historian – Your reality TV knowledge is elite.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Drama Energy – Big enough to be read, shady enough to be iconic.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and reality-show-proof.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, mirrors (for dramatic effect), tanning salon doors.
✅ A Certified Jersey Shore Note Episode Sticker – Because this moment lives rent-free in your head.

Where to Stick This Jersey Shore Note Episode Sticker for Maximum Drama

📝 Your Laptop – For when you’re rewatching the greatest reality TV moment of all time.
📄 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay dramatic.
📝 Your Car Bumper – Let tailgaters know you don’t tolerate cheaters.
📄 A Gym Locker (For Legal Reasons, Maybe Don’t) – But it fits the GTL lifestyle.
📝 Your Group Chat (Digitally, of course) – Send this sticker as a reaction when drama pops off.

Why This Sticker is for Reality TV Royalty

Most people:

📺 Watch TV passively.
💌 Send texts instead of anonymous letters.
🚗 Don’t quote Jersey Shore in everyday life.

You?

📄 Have been waiting YEARS for this reference to resurface.
📝 Respect the fine craftsmanship of a brutally honest note.
📄 Will NEVER forget the look on Sammi’s face.

This Jersey Shore sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a piece of pop culture history.

Who Needs This Jersey Shore Sticker?

🔥 Fans Who Still Think About This Episode – Admit it, you do.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Iconic Pop Culture Moments – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who Always Delivers the Tea – They need this.
🔥 Anyone Who Believes Reality TV Peaked with Jersey Shore – Because it did.
🔥 People Who Live for Drama But Pretend They Don’t – You’re fooling no one.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Reality TV Appreciation

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to make a statement, small enough to be sneaky.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and drama-proof.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because your stickers should shine as much as your messy side.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, tanning oil spills, and late-night reality TV marathons.

Why You Need This Jersey Shore Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like groceries.

OR…

You could be fully embracing your pop culture obsession and making sure everyone around you knows that you are, in fact, a historian of iconic drama.

The Jersey Shore Note Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a reminder of simpler times, legendary television, and the absolute art of anonymous note-writing.

And if someone asks, “Do you really still care about this moment?” Just look them dead in the eyes and say, ‘YES, I CARE.’

How to Confuse Gen Z and Delight Millennials in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because you’re committed to the bit.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and full of nostalgia.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but the tea is forever hot.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then wait for the people who get it to lose their minds.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.