JD Vance Meme Sticker – “Say Pwease & Tank You” Vinyl Decal & Magnet

The Meme That Broke the Internet, Now on a Sticker

The JD Vance meme you never knew you needed is here. The "Say Pwease & Tank You" moment—born from a real-life viral gaffe—is now immortalized in high-quality vinyl and magnet form. Whether you slap this bad boy on your car, laptop, water bottle, toolbox, or fridge, one thing is certain: it’s a guaranteed conversation starter.

This weatherproof vinyl decal (or 20mm-backed magnet) is printed with commercial-grade durability but still proudly repping small-biz energy. If you love political memes, hilarious internet moments, or just the absurdity of it all, this sticker belongs in your collection.

🚨 Limited Edition – When It’s Gone, It’s Gone! 🚨

What Makes This JD Vance Meme Sticker Elite?

✔ 8.5” x 2.5” – Not too big, not too small—just the perfect flex.
✔ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl – Built to outlast even the worst takes.
✔ Magnets available – Perfect for removable chaos.
✔ Commercially printed, small-biz powered – Top-tier quality, but with that garage-goblin love.
✔ Hilarious Word Art design – Retro cringe meets modern political absurdity.
✔ Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Because you deserve more memes.

Who Needs This Sticker? (Hint: Probably You.)

✅ Political meme connoisseurs who live for the discourse.
✅ People who thrive on awkward moments turned legendary.
✅ Collectors of internet history and meme culture.
✅ Anyone who appreciates JD being memed into oblivion.

Sticker vs. Magnet – Pick Your Poison.

Vinyl Decal Edition

• Weatherproof, UV-resistant, and fade-proof – This JD meme will survive rain, snow, or your worst opinions.
• Strong adhesive backing – Sticks securely, but won’t leave residue if removed properly.
• Perfect for cars, laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and more.

Magnet Edition

• 20mm magnetic backing – Slaps onto any metal surface without commitment issues.
• Great for fridges, lockers, toolboxes, and even your car (if it’s got a metal bumper).
• Removable and reusable – Move your meme as you please.

Where to Slap This JD Vance Meme Sticker for Maximum Impact

🚗 Your car bumper – Confuse strangers, anger JD Vance fans, and amuse the rest of us.
💻 Your laptop – Because meetings are already boring enough.
💦 Your water bottle – Stay hydrated, stay unhinged.
🔧 Your toolbox – Just in case anyone forgot who’s in charge.
🍕 Your fridge – Pair it with that two-week-old takeout.
📬 Your neighbor’s mailbox – (Kidding… kinda.)

Why Our Stickers & Magnets Slap Harder Than a JD Vance Think Piece

🚫 No cheap, peeling garbage – This is high-quality vinyl, not some gas station-tier nonsense.
🚫 No sad, faded prints – We use commercial-grade printing to keep your meme crispy.
🚫 No weak magnets that slide off – Our 20mm backing grips like a political scandal.

We’re a small business, not a mega-corporation, which means every sticker is made with 100% attention to detail and 110% internet-fueled energy.

Real Customer Reviews (100% Verified, 1000% Hilarious)

🔥 “I put this on my car and immediately got side-eyed at a stoplight. 10/10 experience.”
🔥 “The magnet is hilarious and sticks like glue to my fridge. Great quality.”
🔥 “The JD Vance meme lives on. This sticker is perfection.”

How to Secure Your JD Vance Meme Sticker Before It’s Gone

🔥 Buy 2, Get 1 FREE! Hoard them like you hoard bad takes.
🔥 FREE U.S. shipping! No hidden fees, just premium-grade meme magic.
🔥 Limited edition! Once it’s gone, it’s gone (like Vance’s credibility).

Meet the Small-Biz Behind the Madness

Hey, I’m Alyssa, the unhinged brain behind Frog Mustard, the viral small-biz sticker and magnet empire that brings you the funniest, most absurd, and road-rage-inducing designs.

🚀 Over 20,000+ stickers sold – Yes, people actually buy these.
📦 Ships in 1-2 days – Because waiting for memes is painful.
💀 Packed with love & chaos – And probably a sprinkle of sticker-goblin energy.

Final Warning – Don’t Sleep on This Meme.

If you’re still reading, you need this sticker. Don’t let some other internet gremlin snag it before you do.

🚨 Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping! 🚨

🔗 Click ‘Add to Cart’ before it disappears faster than a bad tweet.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.