I Stand for the (Bisexual) Flag
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I Stand for the Bisexual Flag Sticker – The Ultimate Sticker for Loud & Proud Bi Visibility
The I Stand for the Bisexual Flag Sticker is for those who embrace their bisexual identity, support the bi community, and are done with people assuming they’re either straight or gay. It’s not just a sticker—it’s a declaration, a flex, and a way to make everyone question their assumptions about you.
STANDING FOR SOMETHING IMPORTANT: CHAOS, HOT PEOPLE, AND EQUAL REPRESENTATION.
Some people stand for the national anthem. Some people stand for justice. But you? You stand for something truly powerful—the bisexual flag.
Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or right next to a heteronormative “Live, Laugh, Love” sign just to cause some disruption and let the world know:
💖💜💙 I may be standing, but bisexuals are constantly sitting because we can’t make decisions.
🌈 Bi erasure? Not on my watch.
💖 Yes, I stand for the bisexual flag. No, I will not elaborate.
And if someone asks, “Wait… do you mean literally stand?” Just smirk and say, ‘However you want to interpret it.’
Why This Bisexual Flag Sticker is a Must-Have
✅ Instantly Makes It Clear That You’re Bi & Thriving – No more guessing.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Bisexual Visibility – Big enough to be read from across the street.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and bi-proof.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, water bottles, pride signs, your ex’s conscience.
✅ A Certified Bisexual Sticker – Because bi visibility shouldn’t have to fight for attention.
Where to Stick This Bisexual Sticker for Maximum Bi Energy
💖 Your Car Bumper – So every driver behind you questions their sexuality.
💜 Your Laptop – For when you're researching “why do bisexuals sit weird?”
💙 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay valid.
💖 A Pride Parade Banner – Because the bi community belongs at Pride.
💜 Your Friend’s Very Straight Kitchen Fridge (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But imagine.
Why Bi Visibility Matters
Most people:
🔇 Assume bisexuality is a phase.
🤐 Think bi people are just “confused.”
🫣 Forget that bisexuals exist at all.
You?
💖 Know that bisexuality is real, valid, and beautiful.
💜 Understand that bi pride should be just as loud as any other identity.
💙 Refuse to let your identity be erased or ignored.
This bisexual sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a reminder that bisexuality is here to stay.
Who Needs This Bisexual Sticker?
🔥 Bi People Who Are Tired of Explaining Themselves – This sticker does the work for you.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the Unhinged – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who Will Never Shut Up About Bi Erasure – And they shouldn’t.
🔥 Anyone Who Supports the Bisexual Community Unapologetically – Representation matters.
🔥 People Who Just Really Love Flags – And standing, apparently.
Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Bi Representation
🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to start bisexual discourse.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and built for Pride.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because bi visibility should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, bad Tinder dates, and existential sexuality crises.
Why You Need This Bisexual Flag Sticker Immediately
You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like rent.
OR…
You could be fully committing to bi visibility and making sure everyone knows you’re here, you’re queer, and you probably overthink every text message.
The I Stand for the Bisexual Flag Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a statement, a conversation starter, and a way to shut down bi erasure one sticker at a time.
And if someone asks, “But why do you need a sticker for that?” Just stare at them and say, ‘Because we exist.’
How to Confuse Straight People in 4 Easy Steps
1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because bisexual pride should be visible.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and full of bi energy.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but your frustration with bi erasure lasts forever.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then sit back and watch the questions roll in.
Some people embrace the binary.
Then there’s you.
If you:
💖 Have ever had to explain bisexuality to someone who “just doesn’t get it.”
💜 Roll your eyes every time someone says “but aren’t you just gay or straight?”
💙 Just want to exist without people questioning your identity.
💖 Think bi pride should be just as loud as any other.
Then congratulations—this sticker was made for you.
So if you’re ready to make bisexual representation loud, visible, and impossible to ignore, there’s only one thing left to do.
Click ‘Add to Cart’ and stand for the bi flag today.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
-We can't offer refunds for application to textured/plastic/dirty surfaces or poor application practices.
-Frog Mustard products work best on a glossy/smooth, clean, dry surface, road, and car tested. You assume the risk if you apply to a weird surface.
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.
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