"So you hate me..." Raccoon Decal

So You Hate Me Raccoon Sticker – Premium Vinyl Decal & Magnet

Unhinged? Maybe. Hilarious? Absolutely.

Nothing screams "I live for drama" quite like a raccoon sticker that demands attention. This "So You Hate Me…" Word Art sticker is a high-quality weatherproof vinyl decal (or a magnet with a solid 20mm backing) that lets the world know you embrace gremlin energy. Slap it on your car, laptop, water bottle, toolbox, or trash can—because if anyone’s judging, the

So You Hate Me Raccoon Sticker – Weatherproof Vinyl Decal & Magnet

Built for Chaos. Engineered for Maximum Judgement.

Introducing the “So You Hate Me…” sticker—the ultimate power move in bumper sticker warfare. Whether you slap this on your car, laptop, toolbox, or emotional baggage, one thing’s for sure: you’re not here to make friends. This high-quality, weatherproof vinyl decal (or a 20mm-backed magnet) is commercially printed but 100% small-biz powered, meaning you get top-tier quality with a side of unhinged energy.

🚨 Limited Edition – Once It’s Gone, It’s TRASH (like last night’s leftovers). 🚨

Why This Raccoon Sticker is the Alpha of All Stickers

✔ 8.5” x 2.5” of pure energy – Because tiny stickers are for tiny personalities.
✔ Commercially printed, small-biz powered – Designed by chaotic goblins, not faceless corporations.
✔ Weatherproof, UV-resistant, and durable AF – Survives rain, snow, and judgmental glances.
✔ Magnets available with a 20mm backing – Stick. Remove. Re-stick. No commitment issues here.
✔ Retro Word Art design – The Windows 98 nostalgia you didn’t know you needed.
✔ Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Because we support raccoon-level hoarding tendencies.

Who Needs This? Probably You.

✅ You thrive on absolute chaos.
✅ You’ve been personally victimized by a raccoon.
✅ You believe stickers should be equal parts funny and confusing.
✅ You want your car to be a moving personality test.

Sticker or Magnet? Choose Your Own Adventure.

Vinyl Decal – Sticks to Anything (Well, Almost)

• Premium waterproof vinyl – Sun-proof, rain-proof, judgment-proof.
• Laminated for durability – No fading, no peeling, no weak energy.
• Adhesive strong enough to survive speed demons & regrettable road trips.

Magnet Edition – When Commitment Isn’t Your Thing

• 20mm magnetic backing – Stick it. Move it. Stick it again.
• Perfect for fridges, cars, toolboxes, and metal trash cans.
• Zero regrets. Just vibes.

Why Our Stickers & Magnets Slap Harder

🚫 No cheap glossy nonsense – We don’t do flimsy gas station-tier stickers.
🚫 No sad, peeling edges – This bad boy is built to LAST.
🚫 No weak magnets that slide off the second the wind blows – Our 20mm backing holds tight.

Every raccoon sticker is designed, tested, and packed by real humans (not a soulless factory) and ships FAST.

The Ultimate Guide to Where to Slap This Raccoon Sticker

🏎️ Your car bumper – Let tailgaters know they’ve made a terrible mistake.
💻 Your laptop – Confuse your coworkers on Zoom calls.
💧 Your water bottle – Hydrate with unhinged energy.
🛠️ Your toolbox – Because even your tools deserve chaos.
🚪 Your fridge – To remind house guests who they’re dealing with.
📮 Your enemy’s mailbox – Kidding. (Unless…?)

How to Get This Raccoon Sticker Before It’s Gone

🔥 Buy 2, Get 1 FREE! Hoard them like a feral trash panda.
🔥 FREE U.S. shipping! No secret fees, just stickers & vibes.
🔥 Limited edition! Once it’s gone, it’s gone.

Real Talk – Why Small Biz Stickers Are the Best Stickers

This isn’t some corporate assembly-line sticker. This is a chaos-infused, high-quality piece of art made by Frog Mustard, the small biz legends behind the internet’s favorite bumper stickers.

We make the funniest, most absurd, road-rage-inducing stickers & magnets with premium commercial-grade materials—all while staying true to our gremlin-core roots.

💀 Over 20,000+ stickers sold – Yes, people actually buy these.
📦 Ships in 1-2 days – No waiting weeks for your raccoon energy upgrade.
🚀 Packed with love & unhinged enthusiasm – Straight from our sticker lair.

What Customers Are Saying (100% Real, 1000% Chaos)

🔥 “I slapped this on my car and immediately got side-eyed at a red light. 10/10 experience.”
🔥 “Put the magnet version on my fridge. Now I just stare at it and feel seen.”
🔥 “My boss didn’t laugh when he saw this on my laptop. Perfect.”

Final Warning – Don’t Wait. Don’t Hesitate.

If you’re still reading, you already need this sticker. Don’t let some other sticker-goblin snatch it before you do.

🚨 Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping! 🚨

🔗 Click ‘Add to Cart’ before it’s too late.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.