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Skeleton Thumb War Bumper Sticker – Vinyl Decal & Magnet

Welcome to Frog Mustard! Home of the toughest bumper stickers and magnets 🐸✨ Guaranteed to get at least one laugh on your way to work. This Funny Skeleton Bumper Sticker is a must-have for anyone who loves weird and hilarious decals.

Love badass skeletons? Browse our full Skeleton Decal Collection: https://www.frogmustardstickers.com/collections/badass-skull-skeletons

See all of our other collections: https://www.frogmustardstickers.com/collections/all

Skeleton Car Decal – Premium Vinyl Sticker & Magnet:
✲ Our classic rectangular bumper stickers and magnets measure 8.5" x 2.5". For die-cut stickers, please refer to the product descriptions for accurate measurements or message us if you need a different size.
✲ Crafted with premium vinyl material, our products are printed and cut using professional commercial equipment, ensuring they're all-weatherproof—no fading, peeling, smearing, or smudging.✲Looking for a unique way to decorate your vehicle? 

Made from durable vinyl, this Funny Thumb War Skeleton Bumper Sticker stays intact through rain, sun, and car washes.

✲ All Frog Mustard designs are available as magnets! If you don't see an option, please reach out to us here on Etsy and we will be happy to accommodate your request.
✲ Our magnets are meticulously hand-crafted by applying printed vinyl stickers onto premium 20mm magnet sheets, providing optimal malleability to adhere to the curves of your car. Utilizing super-strong neodymium, they'll hold firm! Just ensure your car is magnetic and apply to a clean surface.

Our Guarantee:
✲ We've personally tested our products against rain, snow, wind, freeways, and car washes and they've emerged unscathed, with no fading, cracking, or peeling.
✲ Should you encounter any issues with your purchase, please don't hesitate to reach out to us. We're committed to providing quick responses and doing our utmost to assist you. While mistakes happen, especially at such high volumes, we're dedicated to making things right for you.
✲ With over 15k+ happy customers and 3k+ 5-star reviews - we really think you'll like what you get!

How to Apply Your Thumb War Car Decal Like a Pro
1) Prep: Clean the surface with water or alcohol and allow to fully dry.
2) Place: Peel away paper backing. Align and apply the decal slowly and carefully.
3) Perfect: Smooth out bubbles/wrinkles. Start from the center and press towards the edges.

✲ For magnets, always apply to a clean, dry, magnetic surface. Not all cars and car parts are magnetic - you should always check prior to purchasing.
✲ Note: bubbling is typical for vinyl and can occur in transit during temp changes. Vinyl will smooth down after some time on your bumper in heat of the sun. To reduce bubbling faster, try a heat gun or hair dryer.

Disclaimer:
✲ Minor variations may occur and should be expected due to the handmade nature of our process, such as slight differences in magnet material cuts or minor bubbling during transit, rest assured that any bubbles will dissipate quickly once exposed to sunlight and any cut issues can be fixed with scissors and should not affect lifetime or intended usage of our products. That being said, we are still human and mistakes happen here and there. Never hesitate to reach out if you have any issues with your order!

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About Us:
✲ Frog Mustard is a small Washington-based business run by a quirky couple dedicated to infusing every sticker and magnet with personality. With our meticulous handmade process, we've garnered over 15,000 satisfied customers and maintained a 5-star rating from over 3,000 reviews.

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Don't forget to explore our website, frogmustardstickers.com, for exclusive designs as unique as you are!

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Order your funny skeleton bumper sticker today!

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Want a perfect application? Check out this guide on applying vinyl decals.

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Grab this Funny Skeleton Bumper Sticker today and make every driver behind you laugh!

Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.