Funny Student Driver Sticker – “I Will Take Us Both Out” | Hilarious Vinyl Car Decal

Listen up, tailgaters and nervous drivers—this Funny Student Driver Sticker isn’t your basic “please be patient” nonsense. Nope. This high-octane, low-patience decal lets everyone know exactly what they’re dealing with: an unpredictable menace behind the wheel. Whether you’re new to the road, sick of aggressive drivers, or just enjoy watching people question their life choices, this sticker delivers.

This premium die-cut vinyl decal is weatherproof, waterproof, and built for chaos—just like you. Slap it on your bumper, rear window, or anywhere you need to strike fear into tailgaters and commuters alike. Choose between the permanent sticker version or removable magnet for maximum flexibility. Because commitment is for suckers.

🚗 Features & Specs – Built for Maximum Roadside Disruption

✔ Hilarious & Unhinged – Not your mom’s “baby on board” sticker.
✔ Durable as Hell – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and scratch-proof.
✔ Sticker or Magnet? – Commit to the bit or keep it flexible.
✔ Crisp, Bold Printing – Let the world read your warning loud and clear.
✔ Road-Tested & Chaos-Approved – Slaps hard, stays put.

🌦️ Weatherproof & Built to Survive the Streets

Unlike those weak, peeling, sun-faded stickers you see in parking lots, this Sticker is made to handle rain, snow, blazing sun, and aggressive lane changes with ease.

✔ UV-Resistant Vinyl – Stays vibrant and bold, no sun-fade BS.
✔ Waterproof & Car-Wash Safe – Because stickers shouldn’t quit before you do.
✔ Heavy-Duty Adhesive (Sticker) or Strong Grip (Magnet) – No sticker left behind.

Stick it once, and it’s there for the long haul. Unless you go for the magnet—then you can switch it up as often as you change lanes without signaling.

🛠️ How to Apply a Funny Student Driver Sticker

1️⃣ Clean the surface – Dust, dirt, and regret don’t make good adhesives.
2️⃣ Peel & slap it down – Apply with confidence (or at least fake it).
3️⃣ Smooth it out – No bubbles, just perfection.
4️⃣ For magnets: Make sure your bumper is actually metal. Modern bumpers are plastic, don’t get played.

🎁 The Perfect Gift for: Absolute Menaces on the Road

🎁 New drivers who need a warning sign.
🎁 Overconfident teens with zero chill.
🎁 Parents who enjoy trolling the whole highway.
🎁 Anyone who thrives on unhinged humor.

This Funny Student Driver Sticker is the ultimate passive-aggressive, aggressively-passive way to mess with tailgaters and make your car 1000% more entertaining.

📦 Fast Shipping & Hassle-Free Ordering

✔ Ships within 1-2 days – Because waiting is for traffic jams.
✔ Tracked shipping available – Know when your chaos arrives.
✔ Packed with care – Just like your questionable driving decisions.

Drive Safe? Nah. Drive Funny.

Look, we all know the roads are full of tailgaters, speed demons, and people who clearly slept through Driver’s Ed. You could slap a boring “Student Driver – Please Be Patient” sticker on your car and hope for the best… or you could make things interesting. This Funny Student Driver Sticker – “I Will Take Us Both Out” lets the world know you mean business—or at least that you have no problem embracing a little chaos.

This is the kind of bumper sticker that makes drivers back off, gives passengers a reason to laugh, and adds a little personality to your daily commute. Whether you actually just got your license or have been driving long enough to appreciate some good old-fashioned passive-aggressive road humor, this decal delivers.

For Maximum Laughs, Stick It Anywhere

While it’s perfect for bumpers and rear windows, don’t be afraid to slap this bad boy on laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, or anything else that needs a little extra attitude. Just because it’s designed for the road doesn’t mean it can’t bring some unhinged energy to your workspace, garage, or dorm room.

Sticker or Magnet? You’re in Control.

Maybe you want a permanent warning label for your car. Maybe you just want to mess with your friends by sticking it on their bumper when they’re not looking. Either way, we got you.

🔹 Sticker Version – Built to stay put no matter what.
🔹 Magnet Version – Swap it out whenever the mood strikes.

Whatever you choose, expect sharp details, bold colors, and reactions from strangers at stoplights.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.