You Will Turn Off Your High Beams (Hypnotism)

Funny Sticker – You Will Turn Off Your High Beams

Congratulations—you now own the most powerful funny sticker Frog Mustard has ever conjured. It’s cute, it’s chaotic, and it just might make your nighttime commute survivable.

You’re driving. It’s midnight. Some guy behind you thinks his truck needs to personally blind God with his high beams. Your retinas? Toast. Your patience? Evaporated. But then, as if summoned from the depths of a swamp rave, a frog appears. Not just any frog—the frog. With eyes wide and unblinking, it stares into the soul of the driver behind you. And it whispers:

“You. Will. Turn. Off. Your. High. Beams.”

Why This Funny Sticker Exists

We’ve all been there. A lifted Ford F-250 blasting your corneas into oblivion because apparently dimmer switches are “for nerds.” Highway vampires who forgot that low beams exist. The hypnotic frog is here to fix that.

This sticker isn’t just a gag—it’s amphibian-based traffic enforcement. It’s a road safety PSA disguised as unhinged frog meme energy.

And honestly? It works. People see this little dude and they laugh, they squint, they actually second-guess their headlight choices. Sometimes comedy is the only form of justice left on the road.

Premium Vinyl Sticker Power

Let’s be real: a sticker this chaotic doesn’t belong on flimsy vinyl. This bad boy is forged in the same vinyl mines that brought you Frog Mustard’s bestsellers:

• Weatherproof Sticker Tech – Laughs at rain, mocks snow, taunts sleet. If Noah’s Ark had Frog Mustard vinyl, the flood would’ve been a vibe.

• UV-Resistant Ink – The frog’s mesmerizing gaze won’t fade, even under sun or interrogation lights.

• Extra Thicc Vinyl – Not a weak cling decal. This funny sticker has substance, like if your car could suddenly grow a six-pack.

Cute Frog, Serious Chaos

The design? Pure nightmare fuel but make it adorable. The frog’s eyes spiral like a swamp sorcerer who’s been watching too much late-night cable. It’s sweet enough for kids to giggle at, but weird enough to make the guy behind you at the light whisper, “Wait…is the frog talking to me?”

It’s roadside whimsy with just enough cursed energy to make traffic bearable.

Sticker vs. Magnet – Choose Your Fighter

• Vinyl Sticker: Permanent commitment. Once it’s on your bumper, it’s staying until the car is sold, scrapped, or ascends into another dimension. Perfect for laptop lids, water bottles, and emotionally unavailable Subarus.

• Car Magnet: Commitment issues? We got you. Stick it on, peel it off, move it around, or slap it on your friend’s car just to mess with them. Same hypnotic frog, less permanence.

Either way, you’re carrying chaos in its most concentrated form.

Why You Need This Bumper Sticker

Because driving is pain. Because you’ve been blinded by some headlight hero more times than you can count. Because nothing says “fix yourself, buddy” like a cartoon frog practicing dark swamp magic from the back of your Toyota Corolla.

And because life’s too short to not have at least one funny bumper sticker that doubles as a passive-aggressive safety PSA.

How to Apply Your Frog

1. Pick a surface—car bumper, laptop, toolbox, bathroom mirror if you’re bold.

2. Clean it. (Yes, we know you won’t, but do it anyway.)

3. Peel and slap down the vinyl sticker. Or if you’re a magnet person, just toss it on there.

4. Sit back, let the frog work its hypnotic magic.

The Frog Mustard Promise

You already know the deal: unhinged designs, premium quality, weatherproof chaos. We’re the sticker brand your parents warned you about. We’ve sold 50,000+ designs, pissed off multiple corporations, and still keep cranking out the weirdest funny stickers you’ve ever seen.

This frog isn’t just a sticker. It’s a lifestyle.

Q1: Is this funny sticker durable for outdoor use?
Yes! It’s a weatherproof sticker printed on premium vinyl, ready to handle headlights, rain, and even judgmental neighbors.

Q2: Can I get it as a car magnet instead?
Totally. We offer both a vinyl sticker and a removable car magnet option, depending on your chaos commitment level.

Q3: Does the frog actually hypnotize people?
We can’t legally confirm or deny. But slap this funny bumper sticker on your ride, and watch the high beams mysteriously dim.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.