My Other Car is a Commercial Floor Scrubber
Durable vinyl sticker printed in-house and made for indoor or outdoor use.
✓ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl
✓ Ships in 1–2 business days
✓ Made in-house by our small U.S. team
Description
Funny Sticker – “My Other Car is a Commercial Floor Scrubber”
The funny sticker that parking lots, breakrooms, and janitorial supply closets have been begging for is finally here. Forget Teslas, monster trucks, and luxury sedans — true status is earned by piloting a massive industrial cleaning machine down a grocery store aisle at three in the morning. Frog Mustard proudly presents: “My Other Car is a Commercial Floor Scrubber.” It’s absurd, it’s industrial, and it’s ready to polish your bumper game until it shines like freshly waxed linoleum.
Most funny bumper stickers brag about honor-student kids, political opinions, or local sports teams. Weak. Predictable. This one is different. It says you live in a world where the employee entrance is the VIP lane, your company breakroom is the real club, and OSHA is basically your co-pilot. The message isn’t just a joke — it’s a flex. It makes everyone behind you wonder: is this person serious? Do they commute in a scrubber? Can I draft behind one on the freeway? The ambiguity is the power.
As always, Frog Mustard doesn’t cut corners on quality. The vinyl edition of this design is a vinyl sticker made with premium, weatherproof material. It’s thick, glossy, and built to cling to bumpers, laptops, toolboxes, and any other smooth surface that needs industrial satire slapped on it. This isn’t the kind of decal that flakes away after one rainstorm. The adhesive grips harder than a union janitor holding a mop during contract negotiations.
If durability is your concern, this weatherproof sticker is up for the challenge. UV rays won’t bleach it, rain won’t peel it, and even mop water, bleach, or Pine-Sol splashes don’t stand a chance. We’ve tested these in real-world chaos: sudden downpours in Walmart parking lots, extended sun exposure during graveyard shifts, and even simulated “oops, I drove the scrubber into pallets again” collisions. The sticker survived. It will absolutely survive your commute.
For those who want commitment-free chaos, this design is also available as a car magnet. The magnet version offers the same industrial humor but lets you swap it between vehicles, fridges, filing cabinets, or any metal surface that deserves a taste of janitorial clout. It’s perfect for the driver who wants to flex at work but peel it off before valet parking, or for the person who wants to make their fridge look like it belongs in a Home Depot janitorial aisle.
Who is this for? Janitors who know their true ride is technically street-legal (if only the DMV recognized it). Managers who can’t afford company cars but can flex the company scrubber. Sticker collectors who understand that hyper-specific humor is the rarest breed. Drivers who want strangers to wonder why they’ve never seen a scrubber pull up at a stoplight before. This design lives at the intersection of corporate satire and pure Frog Mustard chaos.
Every Frog Mustard release is designed to confuse, delight, and irritate in equal measure. We don’t sell generic decals about sunsets or good vibes. We sell vinyl chaos that belongs in museums of modern confusion. With over 250 designs loose on the highways, “My Other Car is a Commercial Floor Scrubber” joins our catalog as one of the most hyper-specific drops yet. It doesn’t just decorate your bumper — it rewrites your entire backstory.
Specs? Easy. Each sticker or magnet measures 8.5" × 3", the classic bumper-ready format. The vinyl option is glossy, UV-resistant, and waterproof. The magnet is 30mil thick, tough enough to resist slipping even in bad weather. Application takes seconds: peel, slap, smirk, and drive away knowing you just confused half the parking lot.
FAQ
Is this funny sticker weatherproof?
Yes. This funny sticker is designed to withstand rain, snow, UV rays, and mop bucket disasters. It won’t fade or peel, even if your floor scrubber breaks down mid-shift.
Can I get it as a funny bumper sticker or a magnet?
Absolutely. The vinyl option is a permanent funny bumper sticker, while the magnet gives you flexibility to remove and reapply whenever you want.
Why “My Other Car is a Commercial Floor Scrubber”?
Because it’s absurd, hyper-specific, and pure Frog Mustard chaos. This funny sticker lets you flex industrial clout while confusing every tailgater behind you.
Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.