I Hope You Have a Nightmare and Shit the Bed Sticker – The Ultimate Funny Meme Sticker for the Petty & the Unhinged

The I Hope You Have a Nightmare and Shit the Bed Sticker is for those who don’t just hold grudges—they marinate in them. It’s not just a funny meme sticker—it’s a curse, a warning, and a reminder that bad vibes come in many forms.

BAD VIBES? DELIVERED. PETTINESS? MAXIMIZED.

Some people wish others well. Some people spread positivity and kindness. But you? You prefer your revenge served with a side of psychological and gastrointestinal warfare.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or the bathroom door of someone you despise (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

😈 I wish you the worst, in the weirdest way possible.
💩 You don’t deserve just a nightmare—you deserve the full package.
😈 Rest easy, but not too easy.

And if someone asks, “Wait… did you really just wish that on me?” Just smile and say, ‘Sweet dreams.’

Why This Funny Meme Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ The Most Creative Insult Imaginable – Way better than just saying ‘I hate you.’
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Malicious Energy – Big enough to make people nervous.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and regret-proof.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, your ex’s fridge, any cursed object.
✅ A Certified Funny Sticker – Because wishing someone a bad day is too basic.

Where to Stick This Funny Sticker for Maximum Psychological Damage

💩 Your Car Bumper – So everyone behind you is concerned.
😈 Your Laptop – For when you’re typing up some real villainous plans.
💩 Your Water Bottle – Hydrate while manifesting evil.
😈 A Public Restroom Stall (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But just imagine the chaos.
💩 The Headboard of Someone Who Deserves It – To maximize nightmare effectiveness.

The Science Behind This Curse

Some people say:

🛏 Bad dreams are just stress manifesting in your subconscious.
💩 Digestive distress is caused by diet.
😈 Both happening at once? Pure, calculated evil.

This funny sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a curse in sticker form.

Who Needs This Funny Sticker?

🔥 Petty Queens & Kings Who Love Chaos – You don’t just get mad, you get creative.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the Unhinged – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who Takes Insults to the Next Level – This is their new favorite thing.
🔥 Anyone Who Has Ever Wanted to Ruin Someone’s Night Without Lifting a Finger – The perfect passive-aggressive tool.
🔥 People Who Know Revenge is a Dish Best Served With Nightmares & Stomach Problems – Respect.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Cursed Energy

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to instill fear.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and emotionally devastating.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because spite should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, revenge plots, and bad digestive decisions.

Why You Need This Funny Meme Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like therapy.

OR…

You could be fully embracing your inner villain and ensuring that at least one person in your life has a rough night.

The I Hope You Have a Nightmare and Shit the Bed Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a personal attack, a strategic insult, and a guaranteed way to let someone know they’re on your bad side.

And if someone asks, “Wait, is this sticker serious?” Just stare into their soul and say, ‘You’ll find out tonight.’

How to Cast the Ultimate Curse in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because karma is taking too long.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and morally questionable.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but your enemies’ suffering lasts forever.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then sit back and wait for the consequences.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.