Funny Car Sticker – "Australia is NOT Real" Vinyl Decal & Magnet

Because Cartography Is a Lie and the Koalas Are In On It

Wake up, sheeple. It’s time to peel back the layers of propaganda and slap on the only truth you need on your bumper: Australia is NOT Real. This loud, proud, and unhinged funny car sticker is a declaration of war against mainstream geography. Why settle for the truth when you can shout your own?

Printed on 8.5" x 2.5" weatherproof vinyl or crafted as a 20mm thick magnet, this high-quality sticker is engineered for chaos. Whether you're rolling through suburbia, parked at a flat-earth conference, or just trying to start beef in a parking lot, this sticker's here to deliver.

Why You Need This Funny Car Sticker In Your Life

• Perfectly sized at 8.5" x 2.5" – Just big enough to offend a geography teacher without blocking your license plate.

• Weatherproof and UV-resistant – Built to survive hurricanes, drive-thrus, and existential meltdowns.

• Available in vinyl decal OR 20mm magnet – Stick it or slap it, commitment is optional.

• Bold, high-contrast commercial print – Because if you’re going to scream into the void, do it in HD.

• Made by a small biz – Not mass-produced by lizard people (as far as we know).

• Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Because sharing the truth should be economical.

Who's This For?

✅ Conspiracy theorists with a sense of humor
✅ Drivers who enjoy creating cognitive dissonance at red lights
✅ Flat earthers, meme lovers, map skeptics
✅ People whose favorite documentary is their uncle’s Facebook rant
✅ **Anyone looking for the funniest way to say "I have Wi-Fi and zero shame"

This funny sticker isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for those who walk the line between meme and madness with confidence.

Decal vs. Magnet – Choose Your Flavor of Fake News

Vinyl Decal:

• Slaps on bumpers, laptops, water bottles, and globes you don’t trust

• Stays strong through weather, washing, and wandering thoughts

• Removable with zero residue – like your belief in Australia

Magnet:

• 20mm thick and ready to challenge the narrative

• Great for fridges, toolboxes, and your roommate's Prius

• Repositionable for mobile misinformation sharing

Where To Place This Funny Sticker

🚗 Car bumpers – Let tailgaters feel the weight of your knowledge.
💻 Laptop covers – For awkward stares in public Wi-Fi zones.
🔌 Charging stations – Because nothing charges faster than paranoia.
👛 Toolboxes – Fix things while breaking minds.
🧅 Refrigerators – Cold truth, always accessible.
🔰 Mailboxes – Who needs mail when you’re delivering THE truth?

Why Our Funny Car Stickers Hit Different

🚫 No fading, peeling, or cracking – Unlike belief in the moon landing.
🚫 No weak magnets – These hold tighter than your neighbor clinging to their globe.
🚫 No basic designs – Every one is an original slap of spicy satire.

This funny sticker is more than a product. It’s a movement. A punchline. A borderline community service announcement.

What Our Customers Say (We Think They’re Real)

✨ "My geography teacher stopped talking to me. 10/10."
✨ "Put this on my Jeep and now strangers honk with questions."
✨ "Sticker quality is fire. My sense of shame? Gone."

Other Uses for This Funny Car Sticker

• Start an argument at a dinner party.

• Decorate your passport holder (bonus irony).

• Leave it in a library atlas and walk away.

• Stick it on your hiking gear and confuse nature.

• Gift it to your conspiracy-curious cousin.

Final Thoughts Before The Government Wipes This Listing

If you’re still reading, you already know you want it. Don’t let the algorithm bury the truth. This funny car sticker is the only kind of global denial that’s safe, affordable, and free to ship.

🚨 Buy now. Confuse later. Question everything. — Except your decision to get this sticker. 🚨

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.