Just Pass Me! I'm Eating Ziplock Bag Spaghetti

Just Pass Me I’m Eating Ziploc Bag Spaghetti – Funny Bumper Sticker

Because Sometimes the Highway Is a Dining Room

This funny bumper sticker doesn’t explain itself—and it shouldn’t. If you know, you know. If you don’t? Move along.

“Just pass me, I’m eating Ziploc bag spaghetti” is for a specific type of driver. One who prioritizes road snacks over lane changes. One who has absolutely eaten cold noodles with their bare hands at a red light. One who understands that highway hunger is real, and dignity is optional.

Printed on weatherproof vinyl or thick magnetic backing, this 8.5" x 2.5" funny car decal is made for the road-weary chaos goblins of the world. Slap it on your bumper, toolbox, cooler, or glove box and watch society react in silence, confusion, and respect.

Not Just a Funny Bumper Sticker — A Warning

Ziploc bag spaghetti isn’t just a meal—it’s a statement.

It says: I didn’t plan ahead. I didn’t stop for food. I’m driving with one hand and holding marinara in the other. I live in the moment and that moment is slippery.

This weird bumper sticker lets tailgaters and fast-lane judgers know you’re doing your best, and that best involves lukewarm carbs in a resealable pouch. It’s about boundaries. It’s about survival. It’s about sauce.

Product Specs for Degenerate Drivers

• Size: 8.5" x 2.5" – weirdly bold and totally visible

• Material: Commercial-grade weatherproof vinyl

• Finish: Smooth semi-gloss like the outside of your Ziploc after a spill

• Sticker version: Permanent (like the smell of garlic in your car)

• Magnet version (20 mil): Repositionable and judgment-proof

• Magnet upgrade (30 mil): For cold climates or long-haul spaghetti professionals

This sticker is produced by a two-person small biz with zero chill and maximum flavor.

Why You Need This Funny Bumper Sticker

• It’s weird and hilarious in the best way

• It makes people give you space on the road (seriously)

• It turns your car into a rolling conversation ender

• It’s the perfect gift for your gremlin friends or chaotic partner

• It supports small business and carb-fueled sticker art

Whether you’re a vanlifer, a midnight commuter, or someone who once used spaghetti as therapy, this funny car decal hits different.

Magnet vs Sticker – What's Your Sauce Strategy?

Sticker Version

• Permanent

• Best for true believers in pasta-on-the-go

• Applies to cars, laptops, toolboxes, or lunchboxes

Magnet Version (20 mil)

• Removable

• For rental cars, shared rides, or commitment-averse carb lovers

Magnet Upgrade (30 mil)

• Built for extreme climates

• Stays strong through sleet, heat, and sauce storms

Plastic bumper? Test with a regular magnet first. Metal trunk panels usually work great.

How to Install While Eating Pasta (Not Recommended)

Sticker:

1. Clean the surface

2. Peel and apply firmly

3. Rub it like you’re trying to flatten a rogue meatball

4. Let it sit 24 hrs before a car wash or another ravioli ride

Magnet:

1. Wipe down the surface

2. Stick it on straight (or don’t, it’s funnier crooked)

3. Remove and clean every few weeks if needed

FAQ – Highway Noodle Edition

Is this funny bumper sticker waterproof?

Yes. Whether it’s rain, snow, or spilled spaghetti water, this sticker survives the elements and poor life choices.

Will the magnet version stick to my bumper?

Only if it’s metal. Many bumpers are plastic, so test with a fridge magnet first. Trunks and side doors work great. Otherwise, go with the sticker.

What is Ziploc bag spaghetti, and should I be concerned?

It’s cold leftover spaghetti eaten directly from a resealable bag. It’s not FDA-approved behavior, but it is deeply relatable.

Final Thoughts From the Left Lane

This isn’t just a bumper sticker—it’s a survival tactic, a cry for help, and a traffic deterrent all in one.

You don’t drive hungry. You drive full of cold carbs and zero regrets. You don’t explain yourself. You just pass. Or get passed.

Buy it. Stick it. Honor the bag.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.