Move I'm in Heat

Funny Bumper Sticker – “Move I’m in Heat”

The “Move I’m in Heat” funny bumper sticker is for drivers who are tired of being tailgated, cut off, or emotionally tested in the left lane. It’s chaotic. It’s slightly unhinged. It’s deeply relatable. And it lets everyone on the road know that if you’re driving fast, erratic, or aggressively merging — it’s not road rage. It’s biology.

Whether you slap it on your car, fridge, filing cabinet, or anywhere else you want to establish dominance, this sticker does exactly what Frog Mustard does best: makes people laugh, honk, and question their choices.

Why This Funny Bumper Sticker Exists

Let’s be honest. Driving is already a full-contact sport. Add traffic, construction, and someone doing 55 in the fast lane, and suddenly you’re one missed green light away from losing your grip on reality.

This bumper sticker communicates what words can’t:

• “I am going fast.”

• “I am not apologizing.”

• “Please move.”

• “This is not negotiable.”

It’s satire. It’s absurd. And it’s exactly the kind of chaotic humor Frog Mustard is known for.

A Bumper Sticker That Actually Lasts

This isn’t some flimsy, paper-thin joke that fades after a month in the sun.

Our funny bumper sticker is made from premium vinyl and designed to survive real-world conditions — including weather, car washes, and people who aggressively point at it in traffic.

What you’re getting:

• Thick, high-quality vinyl sticker

• Bold, high-contrast print for readability at speed

• Strong adhesive that sticks without peeling

• Matte finish that doesn’t glare in sunlight

This sticker isn’t here to be subtle. It’s here to be seen.

Car Magnet Option for Commitment-Phobes

Not ready to go full permanent chaos? We get it.

That’s why this design is also available as a car magnet — including an XL magnet option for maximum visibility and maximum audacity.

Why choose a car magnet?

• Removable and repositionable

• No adhesive commitment

• Perfect for leased cars or chaotic moods

• Same bold design, same Frog Mustard energy

All magnets are weather-resistant and designed to hold strong on flat metal surfaces. (Pro tip: most modern car bumpers are plastic — trunks, hatches, and doors work best.)

Weatherproof Sticker for Real-Life Chaos

This is a weatherproof sticker, not a “don’t get it wet” situation.

Your sticker can handle:

• Rain

• Sun

• Snow

• Heat

• Cold

• Existential dread in traffic

We print on premium materials so your funny bumper sticker doesn’t crack, fade, or peel the second it experiences sunlight or a car wash. This thing is built for endurance — just like your patience on the road.

Where to Put This Vinyl Sticker (Besides Your Car)

Yes, it’s a bumper sticker, but we fully support multi-surface chaos.

People stick this on:

• Cars

• Trucks

• Toolboxes

• Laptops

• Water bottles

• Fridges

• Filing cabinets

• Work lockers

• Anywhere they want to be feared or respected

If it’s smooth and clean, this vinyl sticker wants to live there.

Who This Bumper Sticker Is For

This sticker is for:

• People who drive with purpose

• People who hate slow mergers

• People who cope with humor

• People who love absurdity

• People who enjoy confusing strangers

It is not for:

• People who take bumper stickers literally

• People who hate jokes

• People who don’t understand satire

• People who get mad when others laugh

If you’ve ever said “MOVE” out loud in your car with no witnesses — congratulations, this sticker is for you.

Frog Mustard Quality (a.k.a. Why This Isn’t Cheap Junk)

Frog Mustard doesn’t do boring. And we definitely don’t do low-quality.

Every bumper sticker, car magnet, and weatherproof sticker is produced with:

• Premium materials

• Careful printing

• Strong adhesives or magnet backing

• Real-world durability testing (a.k.a. our own cars)

We’ve sold tens of thousands of stickers, been featured in major publications, and stocked in retail stores nationwide — because people want stickers that are funny and well-made.

Choose Your Chaos: Sticker or Magnet

You can order this design as:

• Vinyl Sticker – permanent, bold, classic

• Car Magnet – removable, flexible, just as loud

• XL Magnet – bigger, bolder, harder to ignore

Same joke. Same energy. Different levels of commitment.

FAQ

Is this a bumper sticker or just a joke sticker?

This is a funny bumper sticker designed specifically for cars, made with premium vinyl or magnet materials that are weatherproof and built for outdoor use — not a novelty paper sticker.

Will the car magnet damage my vehicle?

Nope. Our car magnet is designed to be safe for flat metal surfaces. Just make sure the surface is clean and remove it occasionally to clean underneath, especially after rain.

Is this a weatherproof sticker that can handle car washes?

Yes. This weatherproof sticker is printed on durable vinyl that can handle rain, sun, and regular car washes without peeling or fading.

Final Warning (and Invitation)

This bumper sticker will:

• Get honks (some approving, some confused)

• Get laughs

• Get judged by strangers at stoplights

• Possibly make someone rethink driving slow in the fast lane

If you’re okay with all of that — or actively seeking it — then congratulations. You’ve found your sticker.

Add the “Move I’m in Heat” funny bumper sticker (or car magnet) to your cart and let Frog Mustard help you communicate your truth to the road.

Chaos, but make it weatherproof. 🐸

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.