Funny Bumper Sticker – “Don’t Honk I’m Listening to Christian Dubstep” Vinyl Decal & Magnet

Nothing Drops Harder Than the Word of God on a WUB WUB

Have you ever been driving, bass boosted to heaven, when some heathen had the nerve to honk mid-drop? This funny bumper sticker is your righteous clapback. It reads, “Don’t Honk I’m Listening to Christian Dubstep,” and it’s guaranteed to cause spiritual confusion and existential questions at every stoplight.

This 8.5” x 2.5” weatherproof vinyl sticker (or 20mm magnet) is for people who believe in forgiveness, bass drops, and the occasional breakbeat resurrection. Whether you're bumping DJ Judas Priest or just want to warn tailgaters you’re in a deep worship wub trance, this one's for you.

🚨 Limited Edition – Because holy bangers wait for no one. 🚨

Why This Funny Bumper Sticker Is Heaven-Sent

✔ 8.5” x 2.5” – Big enough to spark spiritual panic, small enough to stay stylish.
✔ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl – Won’t fade in the fire and brimstone.
✔ Magnets available – Stick it on, repent later.
✔ High-res, commercial-grade print – Blesses any surface with perfect clarity.
✔ Small-biz made – Not blessed by megachurches, just chaos and vinyl.
✔ Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Because the gospel must be shared.

Who Needs This Bumper Sticker?

✅ People who bump dubstep and Bible verses at the same time.
✅ Anyone who’s been spiritually moved by a drop.
✅ Drivers who want to confuse, not confront.
✅ Fans of memes, irony, and religious remix chaos.
✅ Anyone brave enough to stand behind their playlist.

Sticker vs. Magnet – Choose Your Level of Commitment to the Beat

Vinyl Decal Edition

• Weatherproof, UV-resistant, & fade-proof – Built for touring the suburbs or raving in the rain.

• Strong adhesive backing – Stick it where it matters and let it preach.

• Perfect for bumpers, laptops, speakers, church vans, or youth group confessionals.

Magnet Edition

• 20mm magnetic backing – No commitment, just clean comedy.

• Stick it on the fridge, your car, or that speaker you only use at Bible study.

• Removable and reusable – just like your faith in Christian dubstep.

Where to Slap This Funny Bumper Sticker

🚗 Your car bumper – Drive slow, the bass is sacred.
💻 Laptop cover – For DJs who double as youth pastors.
🎧 Studio equipment – Because inspiration comes from God and Ableton.
🛒 Grocery cart – Just because.
🍕 Fridge door – Nothing pairs better with leftover pizza than blessed beats.
🎤 Church drum kit – Put it on and drop the sermon.

Why Our Stickers & Magnets Hit Harder Than a Psalm-Inspired Bassline

🚫 No weak designs – This is premium ridiculousness.
🚫 No trash-tier magnets – These stick better than a sermon on sin.
🚫 No boring nonsense – Only bold, unhinged glory from a small biz that gets it.

We’re not some big-box Jesus store. We’re Frog Mustard, and we specialize in weird, perfect chaos.

What People Are Saying (100% Real, 1000% Delivered Through Reverb):

🔥 “I blasted ‘Our God Is an Awesome Wub’ and someone pulled over to repent.”
🔥 “Put it on my Prius and now my pastor wants one.”
🔥 “My mom’s confused. My youth group leader is impressed. 10/10.”

Bonus Uses for This Funny Bumper Sticker

💥 Gift it to the most chaotic worship leader you know.
💥 Stick it on your speaker before the next potluck.
💥 Place it on a Bible and wait for someone to open it with a beat drop.
💥 Put it on your friend’s car without telling them.
💥 Use it to finally explain your playlist to your confused passengers.

How to Get This Sticker Before the Choir Starts Headbanging

🔥 Buy 2, Get 1 FREE! – Spread the gospel of dubstep.
🔥 FREE U.S. Shipping! – Because you’ve already paid in faith.
🔥 Limited stock! – Once it’s gone, only the angels will have them.

Final Revelation – This Sticker Is Your New Religion

Still reading? You’re ready.

🚨 Buy now and let the wub save your soul. 🚨

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.