THIS IS THE BACK OF MY CAR – The Ultimate Funny Bumper Sticker 🚗😂

Alright, listen up, literalists, directionally challenged individuals, and lovers of straightforward humor. You ever get behind someone in traffic and think, “Man, I wonder if this is the back of their car”? No? Well, someone will. And that’s exactly why this Funny Bumper Sticker exists—to confirm the obvious in the most unnecessary way possible.

THIS FUNNY BUMPER STICKER LETS EVERYONE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY’RE LOOKING AT 🚗

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a public service announcement. If you slap this on your car, be warned: you may cause people behind you to question their entire existence.

🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS FUNNY BUMPER STICKER:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Stronger than your patience in rush hour. 🚗🔥
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your will to stay calm in traffic, this won’t fade. ☀️🌊
✅ Bold design – Features clear and direct messaging for maximum confusion.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than bad drivers to the left lane.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when you decide to drive exclusively in reverse. 😎

WHERE TO DISPLAY THIS MASTERPIECE OF OBVIOUS HUMOR:

• 🚗 Your car – Because, well, it is the back of your car.

• 💻 Laptop – In case someone forgot where the screen is.

• 🚪 Office door – Let coworkers know they are, in fact, entering your office.

• 📦 Back of any object – Because clarity matters.

• 🏢 Fridge – Just in case someone tries to open it from the back.

🚨 THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH ABOUT THIS STICKER 🚨

This sticker isn’t just about labeling—it’s about embracing absurdity. If you’ve ever wanted to confirm something so obvious that it becomes deeply philosophical, congratulations. This sticker is your moment.

WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?

• 🚗 People who love confusing tailgaters – If you brake check, this is your warning sign.

• 😂 Anyone who loves absurd humor – This sticker screams “I like jokes that go too far.”

• 🚦 Drivers who want to make people overthink – Mission accomplished.

• 🏢 Office pranksters – Stick this on everything and watch people lose their minds.

• 📦 Anyone with a box – Because knowing the back of something is essential information.

STICKER SPECS:

📏 Size: 8.5” x 3”
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum obviousness
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than bad drivers to your bumper

THIS IS THE BACK OF MY CAR. YOU’RE WELCOME.

You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were providing a valuable public service. Get your Funny Bumper Sticker now and let the world know: this, indeed, is the back of your car. 🚗😂

You ever look at something and think, “Wow, I wish someone would label that”? Well, guess what—you’re about to make someone’s day.

Imagine: You’re stuck in traffic. The person behind you is bored out of their mind. They look up. They read your sticker. Suddenly, they have an existential crisis.

What even is the concept of a ‘back’?
Have I ever actually seen the front of my own car?
What if my car has always been facing the wrong direction?

This sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s an experience. It’s the sticker equivalent of pressing a “Do Not Press” button. It dares people to think deeper. To question everything.

WHAT ELSE CAN YOU LABEL?

Let’s take this concept further. If we start labeling the back of cars, where does it end? What’s next?

📦 “This is the back of this box.” Revolutionary. 🚪 “This is the back of this door.” Mind-blowing. 🛑 “This is the back of this stop sign.” Illegal, but hilarious. 📱 “This is the back of my phone.” Minimalist genius.

Labeling things that are already obvious isn’t pointless—it’s powerful. It forces people to acknowledge the reality around them. And sometimes, that’s all we need.

HOW THIS STICKER CAN CHANGE LIVES

Still not convinced? Picture this:

🚗 You slap this sticker on your bumper. 👀 The person behind you sees it. 💡 They think. 🔄 They re-evaluate everything. 🌎 They experience a mental shift. 💭 They decide to become a philosopher.

This sticker could be the reason someone drops everything to pursue a life of existential thought.

🚗 Honk if this sticker is making you think too hard.
😂 If you read this sticker, congratulations—you now understand directions.
🔥 If this sticker makes you reconsider reality, you probably shouldn’t be driving.

Order now and start the unnecessary conversations you were born to have.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.