Cool High Beams! Want to See an Unregistered Firearm? Funny Car Sticker

This funny car sticker exists for one extremely important reason: people who drive around with their high beams on like they’re trying to land a helicopter.

You know the type. You’re driving peacefully down the road and suddenly the car behind you lights up your mirrors like two portable suns strapped to a pickup truck. At that point you have two choices: quietly suffer… or let a unicorn with a gun speak on your behalf.

That’s where this design comes in.

The Cool High Beams! Want to See an Unregistered Firearm? funny car sticker features a majestic unicorn making some questionable life choices involving a firearm. It’s absurd, it’s chaotic, and it’s the perfect way to turn road rage into road humor.

Stick it on your car, toolbox, laptop, or water bottle and watch strangers do a double take at stoplights.

A Bumper Sticker for Drivers Who Are Tired of High Beams

Modern headlights are out of control.

Some drivers are apparently convinced the road requires stadium lighting normally reserved for professional sports arenas. Instead of engaging in a passive-aggressive mirror war, this bumper decal handles the situation with humor.

The message is ridiculous enough to make people laugh, and the unicorn illustration seals the deal. It’s exactly the kind of design that makes someone behind you nudge their passenger and say, “Look at that.”

That’s the whole point.

Frog Mustard designs are meant to turn your vehicle into a rolling meme — the type of thing people screenshot, send to their friends, and remember weeks later.

Premium Vinyl Sticker Built for Real Roads

A good bumper design should last longer than the joke itself.

This decal is printed on premium vinyl sticker material made specifically for outdoor use. The vinyl includes a protective laminate that helps the design resist fading, peeling, and cracking over time.

Your sticker can handle:

• rain

• snow

• sunlight

• highway driving

• car washes

The result is a decal that stays crisp and readable long after cheaper stickers have given up.

Because if you’re putting something on your car, it should survive more than one road trip.

Weatherproof Sticker That Survives the Elements

Cars live outside, so durability matters.

This design is produced as a weatherproof sticker, meaning it’s built to withstand the usual mix of sun, moisture, temperature swings, and road grime.

Whether your vehicle spends its time commuting through city traffic or cruising highways on long road trips, the materials are designed to keep the artwork vibrant and the lettering sharp.

In other words, the unicorn will still be doing its thing months down the road.

Also Available as a Car Magnet (Including Extra-Thick Option)

Not everyone wants a permanent sticker.

For drivers who prefer flexibility, this design is also available as a car magnet. Magnets allow you to move the design between vehicles or remove it whenever you want.

You can choose between:

Standard Car Magnet
A removable magnet that sticks to metal vehicle surfaces like trunk lids or hatchbacks.

Extra-Thick 30-Mil Bumper Magnet
A stronger, heavy-duty option made with thicker magnetic material. The added thickness improves grip and durability, especially for highway driving.

Both versions feature the same artwork and high-quality printing.

Just remember that magnets only work on metal surfaces, since many modern bumpers are plastic.

Why Frog Mustard Designs Stand Out

Frog Mustard is built on one idea: your car should be funnier than the one next to it.

Instead of boring motivational quotes or generic decals, our designs lean into chaotic internet humor and absurd visual ideas.

That’s why so many people send photos of Frog Mustard bumpers to their friends.

Somebody reads it.

Somebody laughs.

Somebody asks where you got it.

Mission accomplished.

FAQs

Is this funny car sticker weatherproof?

Yes. This sticker is printed on premium vinyl to help it resist sun exposure, rain, and regular car washes.

Can I get this funny car sticker as a magnet instead?

Yes. This sticker design is also available as both a standard removable car magnet and an upgraded extra-thick bumper magnet.

Will this funny car sticker last on a vehicle?

The funny sticker is made from outdoor-grade vinyl designed for long-term vehicle use, so it can remain vibrant and readable for years.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.