I Want My Ex Wife Back!

I Want My Ex-Wife Back Sticker – The Ultimate Sticker for Regret, Reflection, and Roadside Begging

The I Want My Ex-Wife Back Sticker is for those who wake up every day knowing they fumbled the bag, who refuse to delete her number just in case, and who have considered putting this message on a billboard but settled for a bumper sticker instead. It’s not just an ex-wife sticker—it’s a public plea, a hilarious self-own, and a desperate yet charming attempt at reconciliation.

IT’S NOT OVER UNTIL SHE BLOCKS YOU ON EVERYTHING.

Some people move on gracefully. Some people heal and grow. But you? You’re still thinking about your ex-wife.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto your emotional baggage and let the world (and maybe your ex) know:

💔 Yes, I’m still thinking about her.
📲 No, she hasn’t texted back.
💔 Yes, I am coping through humor.

And if someone asks, “Wait… do you actually want her back?” Just sigh deeply and stare into the distance.

Why This Ex Wife Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Instantly Lets Everyone Know You’re Still in Your Feelings – Nothing screams “I miss her” like a bumper sticker.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Romantic Desperation – Big enough for her to see, small enough to still have dignity.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and heartbreak-proof.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, bathroom mirrors where you overthink things, your best friend’s car for moral support.
✅ A Certified Sticker – Because therapy is expensive, but this is only a few bucks.

Where to Stick This Sticker for Maximum Emotional Damage

💔 Your Car Bumper – So she sees it when she’s behind you in traffic.
📲 Your Laptop – For when you’re drafting one last “just checking in” text.
💔 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay heartbroken.
📲 A Divorce Attorney’s Office Window (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But imagine.
💔 Your Ex’s Favorite Coffee Shop (Again, Don’t) – But you’re thinking about it.

Why You Probably Won’t Get Her Back (But That’s Okay)

Most people:

📉 Think second chances are rare.
🚩 Acknowledge that exes are exes for a reason.
📉 Have healthy coping mechanisms.

You?

💔 Know love is worth fighting for.
📲 Still check her social media “just to see.”
💔 Are ignoring all red flags and hoping for a plot twist.

This sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a cry for help wrapped in waterproof vinyl.

Who Needs This Sticker?

🔥 People Who Are Still in Love With Their Ex-Wife – Own it.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the Unhinged – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who Won’t Shut Up About Their Divorce – Just let them have this.
🔥 Anyone Who Regrets Their Life Choices – It’s too late now.
🔥 People Who Want to Be the Main Character of a Midlife Crisis – Commit to the bit.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Regret Durability

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to make a statement, small enough to still have some dignity.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and capable of surviving multiple heartbreaks.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because your feelings should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, tears, and unexpected “let’s talk” texts.

Why You Need This Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like therapy.

OR…

You could be fully committing to the bit and letting everyone know that she was, in fact, the one that got away.

The I Want My Ex-Wife Back Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a public declaration, a tragic love story, and a guaranteed way to make people laugh (or deeply concerned).

And if someone asks, “Are you okay?” Just laugh and say, ‘Define okay.’

How to Make Everyone Pity You in 4 Easy Step

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because love deserves a second chance.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and emotionally devastating.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but your feelings will linger forever.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then sit back and contemplate your life choices.

Some people move on.

Then there’s you.

If you:

💔 Have ever whispered “I miss her” into a half-empty beer.
📲 Still have her number saved “just in case.”
💔 Think about the good times way more than the bad ones.
📲 Have ever Googled “signs your ex wants you back” at 2 AM.

Then congratulations—this sticker was made for you.

So if you’re ready to fully embrace your emotional turmoil and turn it into something hilarious, there’s only one thing left to do.

Click ‘Add to Cart’ and publicly declare your regret today.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.