i can smell u

$10.50

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I Can Smell U Sticker – The Ultimate Cursed Emoji Sticker for Maximum Disturbance

Slap this horrifyingly cursed emoji sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or bathroom mirror and let the world know:

YOU CAN RUN. YOU CAN HIDE. BUT YOU CAN’T ESCAPE… THE SMELL.

There’s funny… and then there’s uncomfortably funny.

The I Can Smell U Sticker is for the chaos gremlins, internet goblins, and cursed meme connoisseurs who love making strangers just a little bit uneasy. This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a threat, a promise, and an instant vibe shift.

👃 I detect your presence.
👃 I acknowledge your existence.
👃 I CAN SMELL U.

And if someone says, "This makes me uncomfortable”? Good.


Why This Emoji Sticker is a Must-Have

Instantly Makes People UncomfortableThe perfect conversation ender.
8.5" x 3" of Cursed EnergyBig enough to ruin someone’s day.
Premium Weatherproof VinylWaterproof, UV-resistant, and scent-proof.
Sticks to AnythingCars, laptops, bathroom stalls, gas pumps (for maximum public fear).
A Certified Cursed StickerBecause normal emojis are for cowards.


Where to Stick This Funny Emoji Sticker for Maximum Disturbance

👃 Your Car BumperSo people behind you feel watched.
👃 Your LaptopSo your coworkers start avoiding you.
👃 Your Water BottleStay hydrated, stay unsettling.
👃 Your Friend’s Rearview Mirror (as a Prank, Obviously)They will never recover.
👃 A Public Restroom StallJust imagine the fear.


The Psychological Impact of This Sticker

There are two types of people in the world:

😃 People who see this sticker and laugh.
😨 People who see this sticker and immediately feel uncomfortable.

Both reactions are correct.

🚨 Does it make people nervous? Yes.
🚨 Does it make them second-guess their surroundings? Also yes.
🚨 Does it feel like a personal attack even when it isn’t? Absolutely.

This sticker? It’s not just decoration—it’s a psychological weapon.


Who Needs This Funny Emoji Sticker?

🔥 Internet Goblins & Meme LordsThis is peak cursed energy.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the UnhingedThis belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who Thrives on Making People UncomfortableThey need this, immediately.
🔥 Anyone Who Thinks Regular Emojis Are Too SafeThis is for you.
🔥 People Who Want to Gaslight the General Public into Feeling WatchedThis is your time.


Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Discomfort

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3"Large enough to ruin someone’s mood.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and nightmare-inducing.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because horror should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, awkward stares, and existential dread.


Why You Need This Cursed Emoji Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like groceries or rent.

OR…

You could be injecting raw chaos into the world, one cursed emoji sticker at a time.

The I Can Smell U Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a social experiment, a conversation ender, and a way to make sure people never forget you.

And if someone asks, “What does this mean?” Just stare at them. Don’t say a word.


How to Make the World Just a Little Weirder in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’Because society isn’t ready for this.
2️⃣ Check OutFast, easy, and legally questionable (but not really).
3️⃣ Wait for DeliveryWe ship fast, but the fear lasts forever.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere LegendaryThen sit back and watch people react.

Sometimes, a sticker is more than just a sticker.

This? This is a challenge. A statement. A direct attack on the comfort of everyone around you.

You slap this bad boy on your laptop, and suddenly your entire personality changes. You become an agent of confusion. A chaos distributor. A bringer of cursed energy.

This sticker doesn’t just exist.

It lingers.

People will see it and think about it later, alone, in the dark, wondering why it unsettled them so much.

And isn’t that the ultimate goal?

So if you’re ready to unleash peak meme horror energy on the world, there’s only one thing left to do.

Click ‘Add to Cart’ and start smelling the fear today.

 
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Product Info & Disclaimers

Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:

– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.

Customer Reviews

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Maryjane
The customer service was amazing and quick...

The customer service was amazing and quick and the process of buying and receiving was very quick!

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Althea
Nice and good ok awesome

Nice and good ok awesome

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Mittie
I love letting others know that I can smel...

I love letting others know that I can smell them.

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Verdie
so unhunged, i love it

so unhunged, i love it

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Audra
love it so much! looks so goofy on my car...

love it so much! looks so goofy on my car and my friends love it

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