I like Eat Apple

I Like Eat Apple Sticker – The Ultimate Unhinged Sticker for Chaos Enthusiasts

GRAMMAR? IRRELEVANT. APPLE? ESSENTIAL.

Some people speak in full sentences. Some people use proper grammar. But you? You live in the moment. You have one goal: eat apple.

The I Like Eat Apple Sticker is for those who reject the rules of language, who prioritize fruit-based cravings above all else, and who embrace the purest form of communication possible. It’s not just a funny sticker—it’s a philosophy, a declaration, and possibly a warning.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, lunchbox, or next to the fruit section at the grocery store (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

🍏 Thinking? No. Apple? Yes.
🍎 Sentence structure is a trap.
🍏 I see apple. I eat apple. I win.

And if someone asks, “Wait… do you actually like to eat apples?” Just nod, take a slow bite, and say, ‘Yes.’

Why This I Like Eat Apple Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Immediately Confuses Everyone Around You – Which is the goal.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure, Unfiltered Chaos – Big enough to make people concerned.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and apple-resistant.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, lunchboxes, orchard signs.
✅ A Certified Apple Sticker – Because correct grammar is for cowards.

Where to Stick This Funny Sticker for Maximum Confusion

🍏 Your Car Bumper – So everyone behind you questions reality.
🍎 Your Laptop – For when you’re researching ‘How to grammar good.’
🍏 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay unhinged.
🍎 A Grocery Store Apple Bin (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But just imagine.
🍏 Your Friend’s Fridge – As a reminder that apples exist.

The Science Behind ‘I Like Eat Apple’

Some people say:

🍏 Apples are good for you.
🍎 A balanced diet requires variety.
🍏 Sentence structure matters.

But the truth?

💀 Apple. Eat. No more think.

Who Needs This Sticker?

🔥 People Who Have Ever Eaten an Apple and Felt Powerful – You understand.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the Unhinged – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who Texts in the Most Chaotic Way Possible – They need this.
🔥 Anyone Who Enjoys Making Strangers Deeply Uncomfortable – Chaos is a gift.
🔥 People Who Live for the Simplest Pleasures in Life – Apple. Eat. Happy.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Apple Consumption

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to make teachers cry.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and snack-proof.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because apples are shiny.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, fruit cravings, and grammatical corrections.

Why You Need This I Like Eat Apple Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like dictionaries.

OR…

You could be fully embracing the reality that language is temporary, but apples are forever.

This Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a statement, a challenge to the rules of English, and a guaranteed way to make people double-take.

And if someone asks, “Is this sticker a joke?” Just bite into an apple and say nothing.

How to Embrace the Apple Mindset in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because apple.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and fruit-based.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but apple cravings last forever.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary 

Some people live their lives by the rules.

Then there’s you.

If you:

🍏 Have ever eaten an apple with zero hesitation.
🍎 Think grammar is just a social construct.
🍏 Thrive on making people uncomfortable.
🍎 Believe that food should be prioritized over sentence structure.

Then congratulations—this sticker was made for you.

So if you’re ready to commit to the most chaotic sticker of all time, there’s only one thing left to do.

Click ‘Add to Cart’ and let the world know.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
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