This is Not a Drill (Hammer)

THIS IS NOT A DRILL – The Ultimate Meme Sticker 🔨😂

Alright, listen up, literalists, construction workers, and lovers of high-effort wordplay. You ever see a hammer and think, “Well, technically, that’s not a drill”? Exactly. This Meme Sticker exists solely to remind the world that sometimes, things are exactly what they seem. Featuring a bold hammer design and an absolute dad-joke-tier pun, this sticker will test the reading comprehension of everyone behind you in traffic.

THIS MEME STICKER LETS EVERYONE KNOW YOU’RE A MASTER OF OBVIOUS HUMOR & VISUAL GAGS 🔨

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a commitment to the bit. If you slap this on your laptop, car, or toolbox, be warned: you may attract people who feel the need to explain the joke back to you.

🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – More durable than your patience for bad wordplay. 🔨🔥
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your last DIY project, this won’t fall apart. ☀️🌊
✅ Bold design – Features a hammer for maximum clarity and comedic effect.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than overused puns at a dad joke convention.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when you finally upgrade to a sticker that is a drill. 😎

WHERE TO SHOW OFF YOUR OBVIOUS HUMOR:

• 🚗 Your car – Perfect for causing existential crises at red lights.

• 💻 Laptop – So everyone knows you’re the thinking man’s meme enthusiast.

• 🛠 Toolbox – Because you live for the construction site comedy.

• 📦 Storage containers – If everything inside isn’t a drill, the sticker is just factual.

• 🚪 Garage door – Just in case someone mistakes it for a Home Depot.

🚨 THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH ABOUT THIS JOKE 🚨

This sticker isn’t just about stating the obvious—it’s about owning your commitment to meme culture. If you’ve ever made a pun and waited for someone to groan, this sticker was made for you.

WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?

• 🔨 Dad joke enthusiasts – The highest tier of humor. Respect.

• 🚗 Drivers who want to cause mild confusion – If your goal is to make someone behind you double-take, mission accomplished.

• 😂 Anyone who loves absurd humor – This sticker screams “I commit to the bit.”

• 🏗️ Construction workers – Because this is actually not a drill.

• 👷 Handymen & DIY warriors – If you have a toolbox full of gadgets but no drills, this is your time to shine.

STICKER SPECS:

📏 Size: 8.5” x 3”
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum comedic impact
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than dad jokes at family gatherings

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.

You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were securing your legacy as a pun master. Get your Meme Sticker now and make sure everyone understands: this is, in fact, NOT a drill. 🔨😂

You ever just look at something and think, “I need to clarify exactly what this is not”? That’s the kind of high-IQ thinking that led to the creation of this sticker.

Imagine: You’re in traffic. The car behind you gets way too close. They read your bumper. They realize they’re looking at a hammer. Their brain stalls. They start questioning everything.

Did they think it was a drill? Did they assume it was an entirely different power tool? They don’t know anymore. Their whole worldview is shaken. And you? You just keep driving—knowing you’ve won.

This sticker is for those who live for the meme, commit to the joke, and will die on the hill of obvious humor. If you’ve ever chuckled at something dumb and thought, “Yeah, I’m putting that on my car,” this is your moment.

🚗 Honk if you also need things clearly labeled.
🔨 Yes, this sticker is actually a hammer.
🔥 If you don’t get the joke, I can’t help you.

Order now and secure your place in the meme elite.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.