This Car Runs on 23 Flavors (Dr Pepper)
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THIS CAR RUNS ON 23 FLAVORS – The Ultimate Dr Pepper Sticker 🥤🚗
Alright, listen up, soda enthusiasts and caffeine-fueled road warriors. You ever sip a Dr Pepper and feel like you just unlocked a new personality trait? Same. This Dr Pepper Sticker is here to let the world know that your car isn’t just powered by gas—it’s running exclusively on 23 mysterious, delicious, possibly government-classified flavors.
THIS DR PEPPER STICKER LETS EVERYONE KNOW YOUR VEHICLE IS 90% SODA, 10% ENGINE 🏎️
This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a statement of beverage superiority. If you slap this on your car, laptop, or gas tank, be warned: you may get unsolicited discussions from fellow soda cultists.
🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:
✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Tougher than your caffeine addiction. 🥤🔥
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your resolve to cut back on soda, this won’t fade.☀️🌊
✅ Bold design – Features maximum soda supremacy energy.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than the syrupy residue at the bottom of a Dr Pepper can.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when you switch to another inferior beverage (but let’s be real, you won’t). 😎
WHERE TO FLEX YOUR FLAVOR LOYALTY:
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🚗 Your car – Because gas is expensive, but Dr Pepper is forever.
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💻 Laptop – Let the coffee drinkers know you’ve chosen the superior caffeine source.
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🎒 Backpack – Because Dr Pepper deserves representation everywhere.
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🍕 Your fridge – Just so no one forgets which drink reigns supreme.
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🛢️ Your actual gas tank – No, it won’t make your car run, but it will confuse people.
🚨 THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH ABOUT 23 FLAVORS 🚨
This sticker isn’t just about Dr Pepper—it’s about declaring your unwavering commitment to the most elite soft drink in history. If you believe 23 flavors > 1 flavor, you already understand.
WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?
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🥤 Dr Pepper fanatics – You know who you are. You own this identity.
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🚗 Drivers who operate exclusively on caffeine and vibes – If your bloodstream is 50% soda, this is for you.
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😂 Anyone who loves absurd humor – This sticker screams “I take my beverage choices personally.”
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🚦 People who want to confuse everyone at a red light – Mission accomplished.
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🏆 Soda snobs who refuse to drink anything else – Because if it’s not Dr Pepper, it’s just soda.
STICKER SPECS:
📏 Die-Cut Shape (Varies by Design)
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum carbonated credibility
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than soda syrup to your fingers
THIS CAR RUNS ON 23 FLAVORS. RESPECT IT.
You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were making a declaration of beverage loyalty. Get your Dr Pepper Sticker now and let the world know: you’re running on something far superior to gasoline. 🥤🚗
You ever stare at a Dr Pepper can and wonder what the 23 flavors really are? Vanilla? Cherry? Pure power? We may never know, but one thing is for sure—this drink fuels legends.
Imagine: You pull up to a gas station. Someone’s filling their car with regular, boring, unleaded fuel. You? You’re double-fisting two Dr Peppers and manifesting horsepower with pure willpower.
People say gasoline makes engines run. Wrong. Commitment to Dr Pepper makes legends move.
This sticker is for those who drink soda with a passion and aren’t afraid to declare it. If you’ve ever defended Dr Pepper’s honor in a Pepsi vs. Coke debate, you need this sticker. If you’ve ever had a religious experience cracking open an ice-cold can, you need this sticker.
🚗 Honk if you’re running on 23 flavors.
🥤 This car has a caffeine-based fuel system.
🔥 If it’s not Dr Pepper, it’s not worth my time.
Order now and declare your beverage allegiance.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.
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