My Cat is an Honor Student at the Stinky Idiot Academy (Customizable! Add your cat's photo!)

My Cat is an Honor Student at the Stinky Idiot Academy Sticker – The Ultimate Custom Cat Sticker 

The My Cat is an Honor Student at the Stinky Idiot Academy Sticker is for those who love their cat, acknowledge their questionable intelligence, and want a totally customizable way to showcase their feline’s unique brand of chaos. It’s not just a custom cat sticker—it’s a diploma, a badge of honor, and a hilarious way to celebrate your weird little guy.

My Cat is an Honor Student at the Stinky Idiot Academy – Customizable!

🐾 Your cat is a genius (or at least they think so). Show off their elite academic achievements with this customizable sticker or magnet! Just send us a photo of your cat, and we'll remove the background for you—no editing required!

✨ Details:

• Size: 8.5” x 2.5”
• Material: Premium weatherproof vinyl (sticker) OR strong, weatherproof magnet
• Customizable: Add your cat’s face for a truly personalized masterpiece
• Perfect for: Cars, laptops, water bottles, fridges, or anywhere that needs more chaotic feline energy

📸 How to Customize:
1️⃣ Place your order
2️⃣ Upload a clear photo of your cat (or email to frogmustardstickers@gmail.com)
3️⃣ We’ll remove the background and make them the star of the Stinky Idiot Academy!
4️⃣ Receive your custom creation and display their dubious academic excellence with pride

🐸 Frog Mustard Official Stinky Idiot Academy Merch – Join the Club!

🎓 SMART? QUESTIONABLE. STINKY? ABSOLUTELY. CERTIFIED HONOR STUDENT. 🎓

Some people brag about their cat’s achievements. Some people think their feline is a genius. But you? You’re here to tell the world the truth—your cat may not be winning Nobel Prizes, but they’ve earned top honors at the most prestigious (and smelliest) institution around.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto your cat’s forehead (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

🐾 Top of their class in trash crimes.
🔥 Graduated summa cum loud with a degree in knocking things over.
🎓 Customize it with your cat’s name for maximum humiliation.

And if someone asks, “Wait… is this a real school?” Just shake your head solemnly and say, ‘You wouldn’t understand.’

Why This Custom Cat Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Celebrates Your Cat’s Unique Talents – Because not every student is a genius.
✅ Customizable with Your Cat’s Name – Personalize their diploma!
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Academic Fraud – Big enough to get respect, small enough to remain unserious.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and resistant to dumb cat decisions.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, diploma frames, litter boxes.
✅ A Certified Custom Sticker – Because academia must be celebrated.

Where to Stick This Custom Sticker for Maximum Prestige

🐱 Your Car Bumper – So drivers know your cat is an intellectual icon.
💻 Your Laptop – For when you’re Googling ‘Can a cat get a PhD?’
🚰 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay stinky.
📜 Your Cat’s Favorite Sleeping Spot – Let them bask in their achievements.
🔥 Your Friend’s House Who Thinks Their Cat is Smarter Than Yours – Challenge accepted.

Why Your Cat Deserves Recognition

Most people:

🐾 Think their cat is just a silly little guy.
🙄 Underestimate the power of feline academia.
📚 Have never seen a true scholar eat a bug and look proud of it.

You?

🔥 Know your cat’s a certified scholar of chaos.
🚗 Believe intelligence is measured in how well they can escape a closed room.
🐱 Understand that true greatness comes from confidence, not ability.

This custom sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a diploma.

Who Needs This Custom Cat Sticker?

🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Unhinged Pet Humor – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 People Who Have a Truly Ridiculous Cat – Your feline has worked hard for this honor.
🔥 That One Friend Who Thinks Their Cat is Smarter Than Yours – Time to flex.
🔥 Anyone Who Wants to Publicly Roast Their Pet – Because they deserve it.
🔥 People Who Just Love Watching Strangers Laugh in Traffic – Peak entertainment.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Cat Academia

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to be prestigious, small enough to be absurd.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and resistant to academic dishonesty.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because honor students deserve to shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, failed experiments, and getting stuck behind furniture.

Why You Need This Custom Cat Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like rent.

OR…

You could be publicly celebrating your cat’s finest achievement, making everyone around you laugh, and giving your feline the diploma they definitely don’t deserve.

The My Cat is an Honor Student at the Stinky Idiot Academy Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a certificate of academic dishonor, a love letter to chaotic pets, and the best way to ensure your cat knows their place.

And if someone asks, “Do you really think your cat is an honor student?” Just nod and whisper, ‘At the Stinky Idiot Academy, yes.’

How to Give Your Cat the Diploma They Deserve in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because academic excellence waits for no one.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and guaranteed to make your cat’s reputation official.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but your cat still won’t care.
4️⃣ Customize It with Your Cat’s Name – Then sit back and admire their achievements.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.