WARNING: DRIVER IS LOOKING AT COWS – The Ultimate Cow Sticker 🐄🚗

IF THERE'S A COW, YOU BETTER BELIEVE WE'RE LOOKING.

Some drivers focus on the road. Others are highly susceptible to cow sightings. If you or someone you love is the type to slam the brakes just to admire a particularly fine bovine specimen, this Cow Sticker is your new traffic warning label.

Forget “Baby on Board.” Forget “Caution: Student Driver.” This is the real PSA the world needs.

THIS COW STICKER IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚜🐄

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a legally unbinding disclaimer letting everyone know that if there’s a pasture within a 5-mile radius, you WILL be staring at it.

🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Built to endure even the muddiest farm roads. 🛻🐮
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your willpower when passing a dairy farm. ☀️🌊
✅ Bold, hilarious design – Ensures tailgaters know why you suddenly slowed down.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than a cow to its favorite grazing spot.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when you finally move to the countryside and make cows your full-time personality. 😎

WHERE TO DISPLAY YOUR UNWAVERING APPRECIATION:

• 🚗 Your car – Because other drivers deserve a heads-up.

• 💻 Laptop – To let coworkers know where your priorities lie.

• 🎒 Backpack – So people understand why you take detours on road trips.

• 🏡 Fridge – A perfect pairing with a gallon of whole milk.

• 📢 Anywhere that needs more bovine representation.

🚨 THE UNDENIABLE FACTS ABOUT BOVINE ENTHUSIASTS 🚨

📢 You slow down for cows more than you do for speed bumps.
📢 You have taken multiple photos of random cows.
📢 Your road trip itinerary is 50% cow-related.

WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?

• 🐄 Drivers who physically cannot ignore cows.

• 🚜 Farm kids who will never be normal about cattle.

• 😂 Anyone who has nearly crashed because “LOOK AT THAT ONE.”

• 🏞️ People whose ideal vacation involves feeding cows.

• 🚙 Anyone who’s ever been yelled at for pointing out a cow mid-drive.

STICKER SPECS:

📏 Size: Approx. 3” x 3”
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum visibility
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than a cow in deep mud

CAUTION: COW ENTHUSIAST BEHIND THE WHEEL.

You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were issuing a necessary warning to society. Get your Sticker now and let the world know: IF THERE'S A COW, I’M LOOKING. 🐄🚗

EVERY DRIVE IS A COW-SPOTTING SAFARI.

Let’s be honest: cows are majestic. You can be in the middle of a serious conversation, but if a cow appears in the distance? All focus is gone.

🚗 Your partner: “So, I was thinking about our future together—”
🐄 You: “LOOK AT THAT COW.”

It’s a lifestyle, not a choice. And this helps prepare everyone around you for the inevitable slowdowns, emergency pull-overs, and emotional outbursts that accompany any cow sighting.

THE SCIENCE OF COW APPRECIATION

📢 “It’s just a cow.” – Incorrect. That is THE cow.
📢 “Why do you care so much?” – Have you seen them? They’re perfect.
📢 “We’re going to be late.” – Time is irrelevant. Cows are forever.

HOW TO MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR COW STICKER

• Slap it on your car. Let tailgaters know what’s really slowing you down.

• Gift it to your most cow-obsessed friend. They will feel seen.

• Laugh every time someone points at it and nods in understanding.

🚗 Honk if you’ve ever pulled over just to admire a cow.
🐮 If you don’t get the joke, you probably don’t love cows enough.
😂 If you read this far, this sticker was meant for you.

Order now and embrace the cow-loving chaos.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
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