Corn on the Cob Car Decal
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Description
Corn Sticker – The Ultimate Vinyl Decal for Corn Enthusiasts
There’s something about corn—it’s wholesome, it’s iconic, and it just belongs everywhere. Whether you love grilled corn, boiled corn, or just the idea of corn itself, this corn sticker is the perfect way to show your appreciation for nature’s most legendary vegetable.
This high-quality, weatherproof vinyl decal is simple, classic, and universally understood. Slap it on your car, laptop, water bottle, or anywhere that needs more corn energy. Because at the end of the day, who doesn’t love corn?
🌽 IT’S JUST CORN. AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL. 🌽
Why You Need This Corn Sticker in Your Life
✅ Weatherproof & Durable – Survives rain, sun, and butter drips.
✅ Bold, High-Resolution Design – So everyone can admire the perfect cob.
✅ Easy to Apply, Peels Clean – No sticky mess, just pure corn appreciation.
✅ Guaranteed to Get Reactions – From knowing nods to confused admiration.
This sticker isn’t just a decal—it’s a lifestyle.
Where to Slap This Sticker for Maximum Corn Energy
🌽 Car Bumper or Window – Let traffic know you live for corn.
💻 Laptop or Tablet – Perfect for corn-based research or memes.
🥤 Water Bottle or Hydroflask – Stay hydrated, stay corny.
📱 Phone Case or Notebook – Because some things deserve a permanent reminder.
🧑🌾 Cooler, Toolbox, or Kitchen Wall – Let the world know where your priorities are.
Wherever you put it, this sticker brings a little more joy to the world.
What Happens After You Apply This Sticker?
🚨 Strangers will point at it and smile.
🚨 At least one person will say, “Is that…corn?”
🚨 A deep sense of peace every time you see it.
🚨 More people than expected asking where they can get one.
🚨 Your respect for corn reaching new heights.
This sticker doesn’t just exist—it makes life better.
The Perfect Gift for Corn Lovers & Sticker Collectors
🎁 For Anyone Who Loves Corn – Because obviously.
🎁 For Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate Peak Simplicity – It’s corn. Enough said.
🎁 For Farmers, Foodies & Midwest Icons – They already get it.
🎁 For Yourself, Obviously – Because your car, laptop, and water bottle deserve better.
This sticker isn’t just funny—it’s necessary.
Built to Last – Just Like Corn’s Place in Your Heart
💪 Weatherproof & Waterproof – Handles rain, spilled drinks, and butter smudges.
🔥 UV-Resistant – No fading, no peeling—just endless corn appreciation.
🛠 Premium Vinyl Material – Applies smooth, removes clean, stays legendary.
This sticker isn’t just a design—it’s a tribute.
Final Thoughts: You Know This Belongs in Your Collection
🚨 One sticker. Maximum corn energy. Zero regrets.
🚨 If you don’t get this now, you’ll wish you had when you see it on someone else’s stuff.
🚨 Your car, laptop, and water bottle deserve better. They deserve this.
🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE REALIZES HOW PERFECT THIS IS. 🚨
👉 BUY NOW & HONOR THE CORN.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.