I Got My Ass Ate at the Tillamook Cheese Factory

 I Got My Ass Ate at the Tillamook Cheese Factory Sticker – The Ultimate Cheese Factory Sticker for Those Who Know

The I Got My Ass Ate at the Tillamook Cheese Factory Sticker is for those who live life to the fullest, aren’t afraid of a little public scandal, and understand that dairy-related adventures can take unexpected turns. It’s not just a funny sticker—it’s a badge of honor, a conversation starter, and a testament to a truly unforgettable factory tour.

SOME COME FOR THE CHEESE. OTHERS COME FOR… WELL, YOU KNOW.

Tillamook isn’t just a place—it’s an experience. People visit for the cheese, the ice cream, the dairy-fueled nostalgia. But you? You left with a story.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, cooler, bathroom mirror, or the Tillamook visitor center (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

🧀 Some people go for the cheese. I went for the experience.
🐄 Milk, butter, cheddar, and regret.
🧀 I came. I saw. I left a different person.

And if someone asks, “Wait… what happened at the factory?” Just take a deep breath and say, ‘You had to be there.’

Why This Cheese Factory Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Instantly Confuses and Horrifies Strangers – Which is the point.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Dairy-Related Chaos – Big enough to cause concern.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and dairy-proof.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, coolers, tour buses, your last shred of dignity.
✅ A Certified Funny Sticker – Because cheddar isn’t the only thing that gets shredded.

Where to Stick This Funny Cheese Factory Sticker for Maximum Impact

🧀 Your Car Bumper – So everyone behind you questions their own Tillamook visit.
🧀 Your Fridge – Right next to the block of sharp cheddar.
🧀 Your Laptop – For when you’re researching ‘weirdest cheese factory stories.’
🧀 A Gas Station Near Tillamook (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But imagine.
🧀 The Tillamook Cheese Factory Guest Book – If you’re feeling bold.

What Really Happens at the Tillamook Factory?

Most people:

🧀 Take the tour.
🧀 Sample the cheese.
🧀 Enjoy a scoop of ice cream.

You?

🚨 Left with a life-changing story.
🚨 Possibly caused a scene in the gift shop.
🚨 May or may not be banned from future visits.

This funny factory sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a legend.

Who Needs This Funny Factory Sticker?

🔥 People Who Have Ever Made a Bad Decision at a Tourist Attraction – This is for you.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the Unhinged – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who Can’t Go Anywhere Without Causing a Scene – They deserve this.
🔥 Anyone Who Has Visited Tillamook and Left With More Than Just Cheese – No judgment.
🔥 People Who Understand That Dairy and Chaos Go Hand in Hand – Respect.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Dairy-Induced Regret

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to worry your fellow tourists.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and resistant to whatever happened in Tillamook.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because memories (and mistakes) should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive road trips, dairy overloads, and deep personal shame.

Why You Need This Funny Factory Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like cheese curds and ice cream.

OR…

You could be fully committing to the fact that your Tillamook visit was anything but normal.

The I Got My Ass Ate at the Tillamook Factory Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a declaration, a work of art, and a guaranteed way to make people laugh uncomfortably.

And if someone asks, “Wait, what happened to you at Tillamook?” Just sigh, look into the distance, and say, ‘It’s complicated.’

How to Make the Tillamook Dairy Tour More Interesting in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because cheese alone isn’t enough.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and mildly scandalous.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but your embarrassment lasts forever.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then prepare for a lifetime of questions.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

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Mockups:
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Application Disclaimer:
-We can't offer refunds for application to textured/plastic/dirty surfaces or poor application practices.
-Frog Mustard products work best on a glossy/smooth, clean, dry surface, road, and car tested. You assume the risk if you apply to a weird surface.

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

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