Move! I Need to Go Home and Lay Down Cat

Cat Sticker – "Move! I Need to Go Home and Lay Down" Vinyl Decal

Some days you’re not late. You’re surviving. Meet the cat sticker that understands: "Move! I Need to Go Home and Lay Down."

This 8.5" x 2.5" weatherproof vinyl decal or 20mm magnet isn’t just an accessory—it’s a mission statement. Printed by Frog Mustard on premium commercial-grade materials, this sticker is here to speak for you when the social battery is on fumes and the only cure is a nap.

Pick the regular 20mm magnet or upgrade to the cold-climate 20mm magnet option so your exhaustion announcement survives even the most brutal winters.

Whether you’re driving home from a chaotic Costco run or escaping a "quick coffee" that turned into a two-hour TED Talk, this sticker will clear your path faster than a blinker ever could.

Why This Cat Sticker Will Save Lives (Mainly Yours)

• 8.5" x 2.5" dimension – Big enough to broadcast emergency nap needs

• Weatherproof & UV-resistant – Survives rain, sun, and guilt trips

• Vinyl OR 20mm magnet – Stick it down or slap it on and vibe

• Cold Climate Magnet Upgrade Available – Anti-curl magic for those who live where it hurts

• High-res commercial printing – As crisp as your final shred of patience

• Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Because you deserve treats too

This  sticker isn't about road rage. It's about road disengagement. Move. Or don't. Either way, I’m headed home to horizontal excellence.

Who Needs This Sticker?

😾 Introverts at maximum social exposure 🛋️ Certified nap enthusiasts 🚗 Drivers who can’t be bribed by "one more stop" 🛒 People who hate standing in checkout lines behind coupon apocalypses

If you’ve ever spent 20 minutes plotting an exit from a conversation you never wanted to start, congratulations—this sticker belongs to you.

Vinyl vs. Magnet – Choose Your Escape Strategy

Vinyl Decal:

• Slaps onto bumpers, laptops, emotional support water bottles

• Weatherproof, durable, no regrets

• Permanent mood broadcast

Magnet:

• Thick 20mm default or cold-climate upgrade

• Removable for those fleeting moments when you are feeling social

• Slaps on fridges, lockers, tailgates, or workplace filing cabinets

Where to Stick This Sticker

🚗 Car bumper – Clear the lane, nap emergency incoming
💻 Laptop – Silent protest during Zoom meetings
🧊 Fridge – Mood every time you grab a snack
📚 School locker – Let teachers know you’re already mentally home
📦 Toolbox – Mechanic naps are valid too

This cat sticker belongs anywhere pure exhaustion needs a voice.

Why Frog Mustard Stickers Are Elite Energy

🚫 No boring designs you’d find at a gas station
🚫 No cheesy clipart from 2007
🚫 No stickers that peel when you breathe

Printed with premium vinyl and sealed against reality, every Frog Mustard sticker comes correct—loud, proud, nap-ready.

Reviews From the Fully Checked-Out

🔥 "Got me honked at—but in a supportive way."
🔥 "Perfect for letting people know I’m spiritually horizontal."
🔥 "Slapped it on my laptop. Now no one asks if I want to stay late."

Other Uses for Peak Nap Advocacy

• Sneak it onto your boss’s whiteboard

• Gift it at introvert birthdays

• Stick it to drive-thru menus while you cry in line

• Tape it above your bed. Manifest it.

If you’re not going to scream "move," let the sticker do it for you.

Sticker FAQs

What makes this sticker unique?

Celebrate introvert survival instincts with this cat sticker, made from weatherproof vinyl or a 20mm magnet for bold, long-lasting style.

Should I choose the sticker or magnet version?

Pick the sticker for semi-permanent use on cars, laptops, and more. Choose the 20mm magnet if you want a removable, reusable option to match your fluctuating social tolerance.

Is this sticker weatherproof for outdoor use?

Yes! Both the sticker and magnet versions are fully weatherproof and UV-resistant, ready to survive rain, snow, and accidental public outings.

Final Thoughts Before We Shut Down Mentally

This sticker is for those who know the real emergency isn't traffic—it's social exhaustion.

Order now. Free shipping. No talking required. Only at Frog Mustard. 🐈🚗

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.