Use Your Blinker! Gun Cat
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Use Your Blinker Gun Cat Sticker | Funny Cat & Gun Bumper Sticker
Some drivers think blinkers are optional. They are wrong. This Use Your Blinker Gun Cat Sticker lets the world know that if common sense won’t make people use their turn signals, maybe a cat holding a gun will.
🐱🔫 “Use your blinker. Or else.”
Made with high-quality, weatherproof vinyl, this sticker is bold, hilarious, and just the right amount of unhinged. Slap it on your bumper, window, laptop, or anywhere else that needs a little road-rage-fueled comedy.
😼 Features & Specs – Maximum Attitude, Minimum Effort
✔ For Drivers Who’ve Had Enough – Because bad merging should be a crime.
✔ Weatherproof & UV-Resistant – No fading, peeling, or cracking.
✔ Sticker or Magnet? You Choose – Commit or keep it flexible.
✔ Bold, Crisp Printing – So tailgaters get the message loud and clear.
✔ Hilarious & Passive-Aggressive – Just like a real cat.
🌦️ Built for the Road – Survives Traffic & Chaos
This Sticker isn’t just funny—it’s built to handle the worst of commutes.
✔ Waterproof & Car-Wash Safe – Unlike some drivers’ IQ.
✔ UV-Resistant – Stays bright, even after years of rage-filled highway driving.
✔ Heavy-Duty Adhesive (Sticker) or Secure Grip (Magnet) – Won’t fly off at high speeds.
🧲 Gun Cat Sticker or Magnet? Choose Your Weapon.
🔹 Sticker Version – Permanent, bold, no-nonsense.
🔹 Magnet Version – Removable & reusable for maximum flexibility.
Both options feature sharp details, high-quality printing, and durability that outlasts your patience in rush hour.
🛠️ How to Apply – Stick It & Let the Cat Do the Talking
1️⃣ Clean the surface – Dirt, dust, and bad drivers don’t belong here.
2️⃣ Peel & Stick (or Slap on the Magnet) – Apply with confidence.
3️⃣ Smooth It Out – No bubbles, just perfect passive aggression.
4️⃣ Wait 24 Hours Before Washing Your Car – Give it time to settle in.
🔔 For Magnets: Most modern bumpers are plastic! Test your surface first—trunks, hatches, and doors usually work best.
🎁 The Perfect Gift for Road Warriors & Cat Lovers
Looking for a hilarious, chaotic gift for a friend, family member, or anyone who screams at traffic? This sticker is perfect for:
🎁 Drivers who are sick of blinkerless idiots.
🎁 Cat lovers who appreciate a little menace.
🎁 Anyone who enjoys confusing strangers.
🎁 People who take their road rage with a side of humor.
If you’ve ever yelled at someone for not signaling, this is calling your name.
📦 Fast Shipping & Hassle-Free Ordering
✔ Ships within 1-2 days – Because waiting is for traffic lights.
✔ Tracked shipping available – Know when your chaos arrives.
✔ Packed securely – Like your patience in a traffic jam.
🔥 Tired of bad drivers? Let the gun-wielding cat handle it.
🚗 Click "Add to Cart" now and let your bumper do the talking! 🚀😾🔫
🚦 Because Using a Blinker Shouldn’t Be Optional
Listen, we all know some drivers act like turn signals are a luxury feature. You could honk, scream, or give them the look—or you could let this angry cat handle things. This Funny Cat Sticker delivers pure passive-aggressive justice with zero confrontation.
Slap this hilarious yet mildly threatening decal on your bumper, window, or laptop and watch as people suddenly remember their blinkers exist. Or at least, watch them try to figure out if you’re serious.
This sticker is made for cat lovers with road rage, people who enjoy a little chaos, and anyone who believes basic driving skills should be enforced.
🐱 Let the blinker enforcement squad begin.
🚗 Click "Add to Cart" now and bring some order (or at least confusion) to the streets! 🚦🔫
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.