Only Ugly People Tailgate Me (Choose a Color)

Only Ugly People Tailgate Me Sticker – The Ultimate Bumper Sticker to Keep Tailgaters in Their Place

The Only Ugly People Tailgate Me Sticker is for those who refuse to be intimidated by impatient drivers, embrace pettiness as a survival skill, and know that if someone is tailgating, it’s because they just got called out. It’s not just a bumper sticker about tailgating—it’s a social experiment, a public service announcement, and an absolutely bulletproof way to make tailgaters rethink their life choices.

🚗 IF YOU’RE TOO CLOSE, YOU JUST EXPOSED YOURSELF. 🚗

Some drivers respect following distances. Some drivers understand that tailgating is dangerous. But the ones who ride your bumper? Yeah… they just confirmed the ugly allegations.

Slap this high-quality vinyl bumper sticker on your car, truck, or directly onto the forehead of the driver behind you (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

🔥 Tailgating is a choice, and it’s a bad one.
🚗 If you’re this close, you better check a mirror.
👀 I’m not slowing down, but I will be judging.

And if someone honks at you in traffic, just adjust your mirror, look them in the eye, and shake your head in disappointment.

Why This Bumper Sticker About Tailgating is a Must-Have

✅ Calls Out Aggressive Drivers Instantly – Because tailgaters need to be humbled.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Psychological Warfare – Big enough to be read, small enough to be legally questionable.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and tailgater-resistant (not legally, though).
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, toolboxes, passive-aggressive energy.
✅ A Certified Bumper Sticker About Tailgating – Because sometimes, petty driving is the safest driving.

Where to Stick This Bumper Sticker for Maximum Road Rage Energy

🚗 Your Car Bumper – So the driver behind you knows where they stand (a little too close).
💻 Your Laptop – For when you’re Googling ‘Why do people tailgate when they’re already late?’
🚰 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay judgmental.
🔥 Your Friend’s Car Who’s Always Ranting About Bad Drivers – They need this.
📦 Your Rear Windshield (So They Can Read It Clearly) – Because the truth should always be visible.

Why Tailgaters Deserve to Be Called Out

Most people:

🚦 Maintain a safe following distance.
🛑 Only get close when necessary.
😇 Don’t try to intimidate other drivers.

Tailgaters?

🔥 Think riding your bumper makes traffic move faster.
🚗 Have never heard of personal space.
😤 Are 100% ugly confirmed.

This bumper sticker about tailgating isn’t just a joke—it’s a public service.

Who Needs This Tailgating Bumper Sticker?

🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Passive-Aggressive Humor – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 People Who Drive the Speed Limit and Refuse to be Bullied – Your car, your rules.
🔥 That One Friend Who Drives in the Right Lane But Still Gets Tailgated – They need this.
🔥 Anyone Who Has Ever Been Flashing Their High Beams at a Red Light – Tailgaters, be humbled.
🔥 People Who Just Love Watching Drivers Rage in Their Rearview Mirror – Peak entertainment.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Traffic-Related Pettiness

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to be read, small enough to stay classy.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and resistant to road rage.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because your sticker should shine brighter than their insecurities.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, road trips, and aggressive honking.

Why You Need This Tailgating Bumper Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like car maintenance.

OR…

You could be fully embracing your role as an agent of chaos, making tailgaters question their choices, and ensuring that every driver behind you has to confront their self-esteem head-on.

The Only Ugly People Tailgate Me Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a social experiment, a psychological weapon, and an absolutely flawless way to make impatient drivers think twice.

And if someone asks, “Are you saying I’m ugly?” Just nod and drive away.

How to Ruin a Tailgater’s Confidence in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because tailgaters deserve this.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and legally not slander.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, unlike the car behind you.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then enjoy the awkward tension.

Shop All

Follow us on Instagram

Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.